So what did the Bison say to his kid when he left for college?

So what did the bison say to his kid when he left for college?

Bison

Horse walks into a bar.
"Why the long face?"

a reply to: muse7

LOL good one!

"A Guy walks into a Bar with a Monkey on His shoulder..."
Oh wait!
This one is too dirty to post. Sorry that! LMAO!!!

originally posted by: SyxPak
a reply to: muse7

LOL good one!

"A Guy walks into a Bar with a Monkey on His shoulder..."
Oh wait!
This one is too dirty to post. Sorry that! LMAO!!!

Is there a joke involving a monkey that isn't dirty.
I don't know one.

a reply to: skunkape23

LMFAO!!! I know right?!!! LOL!!!

So this is pun weekend.

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.

Why did the Mexican shoot his wife?
Tequila.

a reply to: muse7

Once upon a time some one wrote a fairy tale , guess what it is called now .

a reply to: muse7

Q: What did Soviet Socialists use before they had candles?
A: Electricity.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Bastard was dead.

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner for a while, it's usually around 90 degrees.

Q:What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?
A: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What did the mama cow say to her calf when he stayed up too late?
It's pasture bedtime!




Lots of people get suspicious emails from Nigerian princes, but I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh.
It turned out to be a pyramid scheme!


A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies: "I'm manic depressive."

So a skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse novocaine?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola

What do you call an obese psychic?
A four-chin teller.

Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.

a reply to: muse7
THis guy annoys his gf grocery shopping with puns about items sold in the store.

a reply to: ColeYounger

Lol so bad they made me laugh!

What do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was just too far out, man.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner for a while, it's usually around 90 degrees.

Q:What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?
A: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

A: You can tune a piano but you cannot tune a fish.