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So what did the Bison say to his kid when he left for college?

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posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 06:44 AM
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So what did the bison say to his kid when he left for college?

Bison





posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 06:46 AM
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Horse walks into a bar.
"Why the long face?"



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 06:51 AM
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a reply to: muse7

LOL good one!

"A Guy walks into a Bar with a Monkey on His shoulder..."
Oh wait!
This one is too dirty to post. Sorry that! LMAO!!!



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:07 AM
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originally posted by: SyxPak
a reply to: muse7

LOL good one!

"A Guy walks into a Bar with a Monkey on His shoulder..."
Oh wait!
This one is too dirty to post. Sorry that! LMAO!!!

Is there a joke involving a monkey that isn't dirty.
I don't know one.



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:10 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

LMFAO!!! I know right?!!! LOL!!!



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:15 AM
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So this is pun weekend.

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.

Why did the Mexican shoot his wife?
Tequila.



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:19 AM
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a reply to: muse7

Once upon a time some one wrote a fairy tale , guess what it is called now .



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:22 AM
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a reply to: muse7

Q: What did Soviet Socialists use before they had candles?
A: Electricity.
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posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:36 AM
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Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Bastard was dead.



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:41 AM
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If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner for a while, it's usually around 90 degrees.

Q:What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?
A: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:41 AM
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What did the mama cow say to her calf when he stayed up too late?
It's pasture bedtime!




Lots of people get suspicious emails from Nigerian princes, but I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh.
It turned out to be a pyramid scheme!


A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies: "I'm manic depressive."
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posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:51 AM
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So a skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop




posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:54 AM
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posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 07:58 AM
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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse novocaine?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola

What do you call an obese psychic?
A four-chin teller.

Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 08:44 AM
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a reply to: muse7
THis guy annoys his gf grocery shopping with puns about items sold in the store.



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 09:49 AM
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a reply to: ColeYounger

Lol so bad they made me laugh!



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 09:58 AM
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What do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 10:31 AM
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was just too far out, man.



posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 11:31 AM
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posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 11:33 AM
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originally posted by: Sublimecraft
If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner for a while, it's usually around 90 degrees.

Q:What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?
A: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.


A: You can tune a piano but you cannot tune a fish.



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