posted on Sep, 11 2015 @ 05:54 AM
The alien was shown into the president.
Greetings. We come in peace.
I understand you have a gift for "all of humanity"
Yes. We have been monitoring and recording humans for two hundred thousand years. We have a complete recording of every
single persons' life who ever lived in that period. Everything they ever wrote, invented, or said, and original copies of all knowledge. We even have
an archive of every crime that was ever committed according to the laws of the land at that period, whether reported or not.
Do you have anything else?
we could give you TV instead.