September 2015 Doom Porn. what have you heard?

I am sure we have all heard countless "predictions" and I use the term loosely, but for entertainment purposes only. What is the strangest or funniest End Of The World "prediction" you have heard?
I would like it if it's for this month, as per thread title, as there seems to be loads of them. However, if it's funny or darn right odd feel free to share it.
I am not looking for proof or countless links to justify the "predictions" it's only for fun.
The link I have chosen I know to be a hoax, so please do not slate me on that. I have chosen it just for the pure entertainment aspect of it showing the lengths people go to for a bit of notoriety.
Incase you can't be bothered to watch, the guy basically predicts an alien invasion during the lunar eclipse of the 28th September 2015. This is just one of the countless "predictions" I have heard over the last month.

Neitzermann

a reply to: chelsealad

Well, the last blood moon of the tetrad is on the 28th, so a few religious folks predict that Armageddon (including an impact event) will occur then.

www.independent.co.uk...

I am not so sure that Armageddon is going to happen at this date; but I most certainly hope to catch that last blood moon (I have missed the three others).

a reply to: chelsealad

Not so funny , but a possible analysis. The Earth is to be struck by a comet around the 23rd of Sept. The comet supposedly lands mid south Atlantic, having devastating effects on S. America , Africa , America and Europe. Maybe Jade Helm was put in place to help co-ordinate a recovery effort in western America , since the East coast would have been inundated with tidal waves . I'm not predicting this or saying I believe this will happen .....just trying to make some sense of it.

a reply to: swanne
a reply to: conspiracytheoristIAM
a reply to: chelsealad


^^^^^I DON'T THINK THE OP WAS ASKING FOR JUST ONE EVENT Swanne, conspiracytheoristIAM..^^^^^^^^^^

I think This is What You Were More Specifically Asking...

Drought in Cali.
Cali getting nuked.(SF to be more specific...& along with Washington...)
Civil war across the states, if not the world. Complete collapse to bring in the NWO.
Stock Market Crash brings about Civil War...
Asteroid impact in South America.
Pope is gonna get shot. or he is an Extraterrestrial.
Blood moon, signs of the apocalypse.
Global warming is exposing viruses from the old times, mass extinction.

P.L.U.R.

a reply to: chelsealad

Shemitah is this Sunday the 13th of September, many are saying the stock market will open 1000 points down the following Monday or we will just see a stock market collapse/plummet shortly after Shemitah



also super blood moon (as swanne mentioned),

I think most likely scenario is global financial crisis and continued tensions between nations, culminating in military conflict

a reply to: swanne

I am also looking forward to the blood moon. I might just get drunk that night as a "just incase" so I will be too blotted to really care lol

a reply to: conspiracytheoristIAM

I see where you are coming from and the links to all the events are certainly plausible, well at least to the 1st October. Giving a few days for human error.

a reply to: SirKonstantin

Dam! We are heading for it this month lol. There are only a couple there that I would secretly wish for but I will leave it up to yous to figure that one out.

a reply to: FamCore

Well, with the financial crisis in China this could be the one that has more plausibility in it.
There is also the supposedly "Rod of God" attacks there too, allegedly done by America, that could be a tipping point.

a reply to: chelsealad
I predict that guy never washed his hair.

Here is something a little strange about previous predictions.
Some of the predictions date back a couple of hundred years but slightly odd. Includes a Chicken lying eggs of prophecy.

odd end of the world predictions

a reply to: chelsealad

Nothing. Nothing will come of anything said. We've lost count over the last 5-10 years of ATS predictions-threads. We all talk and worry, and nothing comes to pass.

We laugh about it all afterwards....therefore...ie: 2012 "Oh-my-God! We've all gotta get ready! Hunker down! The Mayan calendar! Nostradamus! It is happening NOW!" Nope. I'll sell you a hundred cases of ready-to-eat survival meals cheap....

So...no. Nothing will come of these. On any of those predictions. Just like always.

The longer youre on ATS as a member...the more you see the light with these...and we can all discuss this after say...November? We'll all still be here. No asteroids, no nukes, major wars, no tilting of the Earth...nothing.....

a reply to: chelsealad

You need to make this link into a thread, mate.

a reply to: chelsealad

Doom Porn Updates #3

Have fun! I will be making #4 in the short future....IF THERE STILL IS ONE!!!!

(p.s. Check out some of the other threads i created in the past...i think you will find some to be very enjoyable)

P.L.U.R.

Only thing I have heard is something in regards to the pope causing the New World Order to be more so established because of how peace loving he is. Essentially he would be the one to get the entire ball rolling and have people think that the NWO is supposed to be this grand thing. Aside from that I don't think I have heard anything else.

a reply to: chelsealad
Doom !! - what have you heard?

Humanity is in imminent danger & disasters are heading to a town near you....

There will be famine, flood, fire and wars, entire villages will be wiped out by earthquakes,landslides and storm surges.
Man will kill his fellow man in fits of rage, jealousy & greed.
Buildings will be engulfed in flames or slide off into the ocean, some will have to relocate entirely.
Ice will melt in the summer & freeze in the winter.
Volcanoes will threaten transportation and energy infrastructure, cities abandoned.
The dead will rise from the grave to feed on the living, Or just brains, in general.

originally posted by: AttitudeProblem

The dead will rise from the grave to feed on the living, Or just brains, in general.

This setence leave much confusion.

Do you mean to say that the dead will feast on the living or brains, or that the dead or brain will feast on the living?

a reply to: swanne
Do you mean to say that the dead will feast on the living or brains, or that the dead or brain will feast on the living?

I'm just telling you what I heard, ya'll have too interpret it yourself ...

a reply to: mysterioustranger

True, all posts predicting doom and gloom have passed their time markers and most of us are still here...

but basic math says some day the odd prediction of doom WILL be accurate... someday a depressive leader will let the nukes fly, or a germ loose, or a super-volcano will belch ashy clouds, or the sun will throw a tantrum, or an especially large chunk of cosmic debris WILL hit us...

so if they keep putting these prognostications up, they will eventually be correct.

One of many downsides being there will be nobody left to impress with the accuracy.

a reply to: Baddogma

Yes... in reference to odds of something happening sometime when predicted...that will always be true. Its bound to hit...like the Lottery...or the casino. It will hit eventually. Just like the others we were sure to come true...2012 comes to mind...the "end" of it all. Well, maybe it was the beginning of the end, who knows?

I think its the nature of a conspiracy site in general...with excitable new members....but not everything is a conspiracy, or is a reasonable prediction with any accuracy of coming or not-coming events. Historically here, theyve been few and far between with any accuracy.

It would be interesting to have some of our more mathematically gifted members try and guess-timate how many doom predictions have come true since the 1st ever threads on ATS in the beginning to now...