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The fortune cookies, are starting to screw with me!

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posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 05:11 PM
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a reply to: TechniXcality





posted on Sep, 19 2015 @ 05:21 PM
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a reply to: Layaly

Hahaha, oh lord



posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 08:52 AM
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a reply to: TechniXcality

crap wrong thread I hope that's fine

oh and I love the songs here i have literally no comment on that

this is just whatever


m.youtube.com...

m.youtube.com...

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posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 10:33 AM
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a reply to: Layaly

Nah I like them a lot thank you.



posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 10:36 AM
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A few years ago, I went out with a group of friends. I had some beers, and after the club, we decided to continue the party at a friends house. I smoked some herb and was hungry. There were some fortune cookies on the table and I cracked one open. It read "Something wonderful is about to happen".

And at that moment, I felt sick and I passed out. I vomited all over the kitchen floor. I was totally unconscious and throwing up. My friend said he almost had to do a finger swipe on me.

It was just so weird. I read the cookie and passed out, vomited and ruined the party.

I have never touched a fortune cookie since.



posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 11:13 AM
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what if u were meant to die of alcohol poisoning that night
or chocking on vomit like one of my class mates did

but somehow u didn't

I am just being totally morbid here

btw this was not my initial thought whatsoever just makin up a story



posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 11:25 AM
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originally posted by: Layaly
a reply to: galaga

what if u were meant to die of alcohol poisoning that night
or chocking on vomit like one of my class mates did

but somehow u didn't

I am just being totally morbid here

btw this was not my initial thought whatsoever just makin up a story


You could be right. The wonderful thing that happened was I didn't choke to death.



posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 01:55 PM
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family guy and lousi are reading a fortune cookie
god is this possible?

i know its a pun but i read tfe 2nd text as I looked up


"he knows you should do it now"

I had to rewind to see what is on the other one

your wife is thinking of leaving you

I get the joke but common

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posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 02:10 PM
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When you think about it the thread and context of everything seen and unseen it's quite serendipitous isn't it? Strange world we live in



posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 02:15 PM
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a reply to: TechniXcality

yes ma'am



posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 02:19 PM
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a reply to: Layaly

Only Cowboys and soldiers can use those words and I happen to be both.



posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 02:33 PM
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I hear you..

But I don't agree.. I mean I do agree. About the collective consciousness at least.

A lot of people have subscribed to this idea, this idea of 'macrocosmic tulpas'. Terrence McKenna, Jacques Vallée, modern 'psychological occultists'. I do not agree entirely though because I know there's endless entities that are as independent of us as the fish in the sea are.

It's an easy explanation though; a neat tidy package. But trust me, there's 'aliens'(physical, semi-physical, non-physical, extra dimensional, inter dimensional: you name it) out there and they don't need our permission to exist but they might need our permission for other things. Here's a hint: don't give them this permission unless you know what you're doing.

I think you are knocking down walls in your psyche OP, keep doing it: you are waking up and this is only the beginning. Constant incremental evolution of mental architecture is the name of the game.



posted on Sep, 20 2015 @ 02:34 PM
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ok I try harder next time

ok I got it

yes ma'am especially when it starts to screw with you hard


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posted on Sep, 24 2015 @ 10:08 AM
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originally posted by: TechniXcality
a reply to: Layaly

Oh yes I got the ADHD thing going on, I don't do the hyper part, I just at times can go deep down bunny trails. I enjoy it though lol, anyway I am a picese I believe February 19th. Also I just thought you might like this thread it is the funniest thread I have read on ATS and I think one of the best it will have you rolling.

Sorry just realized what you were asking, yes I guess I am a dragon


ok that's hilarious

one .. add u are hardly in deficit
and two I just saw ur comment on p4 about horoscope



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 12:30 AM
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Did it ask for tree fiddy?



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