a reply to: chewi
I can do another one Gypsy and a Jew went on a pilgrimage, the Jew tricked every traveler he met. When they arrived, the Jew said, lets stay for
seventy days so i can enjoy my silver and Gold.
After twentynine days the gypsy said, why dress like a king, when you are a fool.
The Jew reply, begone from my sacred land.
So the Gypsy told a riddle, Do you want the riches of the gypsy heritage.
Of course said the Jew, tell me any riddle, and i will buy wisest man to tell me the answer to your filthy riddle.
So the gypsy said; What did God whisper to Moses that no one could hear.
The Jew said, how can i know an answer that never was written in stone.
So the gypsy said, on a mountain you find a temple, your answer is there.
The Jew ran for forty days but never finding the mountain nor the temple.
When he returned the Gypsy stole what was all his, and shared it among among his many friends poor to door.
I will kill you the Jew, screamed, you stole what was mine.
The gypsy replied, in my hand i hold a holy thing, its a curse and a gift. Touch anyone of us and you will burn in hell.
The Jew screamed again, there was no answer to your riddle.
So the gypsy whispered in his ear, all the words moses could hear.
The Jew fell to his knees and said for three days, i do not wish this.
The gypsy said, do not fear. And slit his throat with a silver knife.
And said to everyone else, The words are only for a gypsy to hear.
edit on 31-8-2015 by yulka because: (no reason given)