99 Ways to Annoy an Atheist

originally posted by: TzarChasm
a reply to: Metallicus

hasnt anyone ever told you trolling isnt cool?

Do you feel trolled?

I doubt it.

a reply to: grainofsand

But faith doesn't equate to proof. 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

a reply to: Metallicus

Yeah, hardly a troll post in the joke forum.
As I said earlier though I think the joke is actually more on the believers than the non believers from reading the list in your OP.

Troll is an inappropriately overused word these days, same as the word hate. Lame digital media generation full of faux outrage and butt hurt feelings.

originally posted by: TzarChasm

originally posted by: Metallicus

originally posted by: HUMBLEONE
Why is it so important that everyone adhere to the religious fiction you created in your brain. It is your monster, not mine!

I agree in the sense that adherence to a particular religious dogma is not beneficial to spiritual growth in the long run, however, to cut yourself off from God or the Force or whatever you wish to call it completely is foolish and damn lonely. I do pity people that don't feel that connection to something greater than themselves. Someone who feels that connection is not an Atheist even if they might call themselves one.

yeah...spiritual my ass. dont hijack spirituality to use as a mask for your arrogance.

Sorry. The only person who gets to tell me what to do is my wife.

originally posted by: Metallicus

originally posted by: TzarChasm
a reply to: Metallicus

hasnt anyone ever told you trolling isnt cool?

Do you feel trolled?

I doubt it.

there have been a number of replies on this thread to that effect.

What a perfect list! I've literally been on the receiving end of each and every one of those. And I'm not even an atheist.

I'm going to keep that handy. I never realized how predictable people like that can be.

I think a better title would be "how to come off as a complete dumb*** in public"

Ya trolls aren't really annoying and that is what that list looks like to me.

I don't find that list amusing in the least... and im not even an Atheist

I see no hint of mutal respect in what has been written in the OPs post. The OP stikes me a very spitefull who seeks to make fun of people under the guise of jokes.

and to make it even better:

You do realise this list is poking fun at christians, right?

That's what I thought... It's an ironic list of "plays" by the religious because as I said, I've seen them all on here.

...mr metallicus, you dun goof'd. so much for that nose-thumbing publicity.

originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
a reply to: grainofsand

But faith doesn't equate to proof. 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

Oh of course, it is why I don't believe in anything which is unverifiable. I think all blind faith is equally ridiculous, gods, ghosts, dragons, pixies, souls, karma, elves, you name it, if it is unverifiable then I ridicule it.

originally posted by: grainofsand

originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
a reply to: grainofsand

But faith doesn't equate to proof. 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

Oh of course, it is why I don't believe in anything which is unverifiable. I think all blind faith is equally ridiculous, gods, ghosts, dragons, pixies, souls, karma, elves, you name it, if it is unverifiable then I ridicule it.

You might have misunderstood what I was trying to say.

For some there is no faith, there is facts. Those folk will say without reservation that God is fact.

I'm somewhat of an agnostic, I think there is a governing force but I have no proof, that's just what I think. That is a far cry from 'God is real and the proof is all around you' that is not a convincing argument and when it comes to proving the existence of a deity then of course people will be skeptical.

a reply to: TzarChasm

Well, I think Christians, Atheists and even ME deserve to have some fun poked at them sometimes. The list struck me as funny regardless.

originally posted by: Metallicus
a reply to: TzarChasm

Well, I think Christians, Atheists and even ME deserve to have some fun poked at them sometimes. The list struck me as funny regardless.

the list reminds me of something john stewart or john oliver would do a piece on, just for the satire.

a reply to: TzarChasm this is Christian humour. As good as it gets

originally posted by: woodwardjnr
a reply to: TzarChasm this is Christian humour. As good as it gets

It's better than Christian rock music at least, that's for sure

a reply to: windword

hehe. ezekiel was a hippie. puts a whole new spin on ezekiel bread

if you pay close attention to the passages, it basically separates the vision and the event. observe

originally posted by: woodwardjnr
a reply to: TzarChasm this is Christian humour. As good as it gets

i like atheist humor and christian humor.

a reply to: undo

if you pay close attention to the passages, it basically separates the vision and the event. observe

Yeah, well, when you're trippin, time gets distorted and all turned around....at least that's what I've heard.....cough cough........

originally posted by: grainofsand

originally posted by: woodwardjnr
a reply to: TzarChasm this is Christian humour. As good as it gets

It's better than Christian rock music at least, that's for sure

i like christian and atheist rock music. lol

originally posted by: windword
a reply to: undo

if you pay close attention to the passages, it basically separates the vision and the event. observe

Yeah, well, when you're trippin, time gets distorted and all turned around....at least that's what I've heard.....cough cough........

lol!
this is what i think it basically looked like


event horizon=firmament of awesome ice

a reply to: undo I can't post Doug Stanhope videos for fear of offending religious people

a reply to: Metallicus

This kinda reads like a joke on Christians. It parades as clever trolls to make Athiests mad, but honestly many Christians believe these things.

originally posted by: woodwardjnr
a reply to: undo I can't post Doug Stanhope videos for fear of offending religious people

my sister is in this video somewhere. hehe

a reply to: undo comedy or music? What's the video, apart from daft punk track?