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99 Ways to Annoy an Atheist

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posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 01:56 AM
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The number one way to troll believers? Say god is santa for adults.




posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 01:57 AM
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a reply to: sn0rch
We are spirits living in a human body. I left mine for an hour 8 years ago after a motorcycle wreck. I have friends that have also been out of their bodies. I dont think it is that uncommon. The nurses in the hospital acted like it happens all the time. People tell doctors what they did and said when they were operating on them.



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 01:59 AM
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a reply to: visitedbythem

That is your brain going into shock. Just like dreams, what you experienced was due to your brain making you feel comfort.



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:01 AM
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a reply to: Vector99 who is Santan? He is watching you like that eye on the pyramid. He knows when you are naughty or nice. He brings presents to obedient kids. So be good for godness sake



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:04 AM
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a reply to: Vector99 When I was out of my body, I saw someone and they saw my spirit. They saw me. We discussed it later. I do understand what you think though. Spiritual beings are real, and you are one too. You just havnt had an experience yet



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:05 AM
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a reply to: visitedbythem

We know the devastation Santa can cause...



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:09 AM
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a reply to: visitedbythem

My dumbass put myself in that situation a couple times around my 18th birthday. I survived, and so did those with me. 16+ years later no signs from an almighty.

I think it's a crock



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:11 AM
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64. When something awful happens, tell them not to blame God — he doesn't interfere.
65. When something wonderful happens, tell them to credit God — he made it happen.


Typical



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:12 AM
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It's clearly easier to wind up the Christians, how many persecution threads on ATS, at least one a day? Getting all upset when we talk about their invisible friend in the sky. Oh that's offensive. The most easily offended group on ATS.

edit on 30-8-2015 by woodwardjnr because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:13 AM
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originally posted by: hutch622
a reply to: Metallicus




64. When something awful happens, tell them not to blame God — he doesn't interfere.
65. When something wonderful happens, tell them to credit God — he made it happen.


Typical

The religious will not see the irony, That is what amuses me.



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:14 AM
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a reply to: Vector99 Your still just a kid. Theres plenty of time for you yet..... God willing! LOL



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:20 AM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem
a reply to: sn0rch
We are spirits living in a human body. I left mine for an hour 8 years ago after a motorcycle wreck.


Yeah, I've left my body plenty of times. Though, not from a motorbike accident or anything life threatening.... just usually when I visit Nimbin.

No paranormal force is needed, to gain a delusional perspective.



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:21 AM
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a reply to: Metallicus

I don't find that list amusing in the least... and im not even an Atheist

Provoking people is a great way to bring them to your faith...

Right...

Silly Christians




posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:24 AM
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a reply to: visitedbythem

Exactly, "god willing".

Apparently god ignores those that ask and only helps those that set themselves in such dire straits the only solution for them is god.

God ignores the commoners.



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:39 AM
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originally posted by: Akragon
a reply to: Metallicus

I don't find that list amusing in the least... and im not even an Atheist

Provoking people is a great way to bring them to your faith...

Right...

Silly Christians



ditto.



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:45 AM
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originally posted by: Vector99t
The number one way to troll believers? Say god is santa for adults.

I set a Santa trap when I was 5 years old. Two coffee cans full of marbles attached by a string stretched between my parents bedroom door. I woke to the sound of calamity and my old man saying "You little bastard!" at around midnight.



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:45 AM
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Most Christians make their own Christianity up, love thy neighbour? Ok apart from the gay couple 2 doors down.
No pre marital sex? Oh that must have been a typo.



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:52 AM
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edit on 30-8-2015 by skunkape23 because: (no reason given)

I wasn't raised to be stupid.

edit on 30-8-2015 by skunkape23 because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:57 AM
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a reply to: woodwardjnrI once dropped my wallet in San Francisco. I had to kick it to Oakland before I picked it up.



posted on Aug, 30 2015 @ 02:57 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: Vector99t
The number one way to troll believers? Say god is santa for adults.

I set a Santa trap when I was 5 years old. Two coffee cans full of marbles attached by a string stretched between my parents bedroom door. I woke to the sound of calamity and my old man saying "You little bastard!" at around midnight.

now if we could just set a god trap...



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