Short on cash? sell a testiscle.

I would, but I've grown rather attached to mine.

It's a fake story, payment for organs is illegal in the US, Europe and most of the world. I imagine if you were desperate you could find somewhere, but I highly doubt you would get paid. Might even wake up missing a kidney too!

a reply to: AnteBellum

Right? when I read this I was watching Scrubs (don't judge me) and "The Todd" goes "Who wants to touch my giant balls?"



Start with that dude, stay away from the rest of us!

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I'm trying to think how much $ it would take for me to sell one. If it doesn't really mess with anything (or my ability to have kids someday) and is relatively painless/safe I'm thinking I would do it for $150k (I would start the bidding much higher) if I was supplied with a fake one. I'm rather attached to them (so clever), so I wouldn't want to know which was fake.

Honestly if you don't need both to be healthy and have kids the natural way, I wouldn't care much.

originally posted by: elementdude43
It's a fake story, payment for organs is illegal in the US, Europe and most of the world. I imagine if you were desperate you could find somewhere, but I highly doubt you would get paid. Might even wake up missing a kidney too!

Thanks, as stated wasn't sure, I was lazy on verification. Interesting question though.

a reply to: Reallyfolks

Do I have to sell mine?

Probley a delicacy in China...
I would love to know what they Realy do with them!

well, i've given the proposal some thought and all things considered, i must respectfully decline.

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: Reallyfolks

Do I have to sell mine?

As others have pointed out if you're married, all things considering you already have, and wouldn't be your choice to make it official anyway. Other than that if you get the chance and do. All I ask is report back to ats and let us know how it went.

I think I could lay in bed for 70 days no problem. Maybe some help with some medical MJ and a high speed internet connection. I am so lazy it wouldn't even be a challenge. Then I would sell both my balls and my poo poo too. I would get a bunch of money and continue to lay in bed for a even longer study, Id be like how about a whole year NASA? I don't even care, lets do this! Bed sores and all.

originally posted by: AnteBellum
a reply to: Reallyfolks

Do they have to belong to the person selling them?

I have a few candidates. . .

Okay... that made me laugh. It hadn't occured to me.

They might be suspicious if you bring in a bucketful.

I'd sell both of my husband's for the price of one. A twofer... A BOGO. I have power of attorney so....

I'm actually surprised more people Don't do this given the state of the economy. That amount could pay off my house and leave me about $30,000 left to hide under the mattress which would be padded to ease the discomfort of my husband and his superior "provider" skills.

originally posted by: AnteBellum
a reply to: Reallyfolks

Do they have to belong to the person selling them?

I have a few candidates. . .

I dont suppose you are looking for a business partner ?

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
I'd sell both of my husband's for the price of one. A twofer... A BOGO. I have power of attorney so....

I'm actually surprised more people Don't do this given the state of the economy. That amount could pay off my house and leave me about $30,000 left to hide under the mattress which would be padded to ease the discomfort of my husband and his superior "provider" skills.

Lol

originally posted by: AnteBellum
a reply to: Reallyfolks

Do they have to belong to the person selling them?

I have a few candidates. . .

LOL! That comment almost made me spit out my food. You are devious person.

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Sure, are you good with scissors?

a reply to: Reallyfolks

While there's no way in hell I'm ever selling either of my nads, the next time I'm feeling down about a hot, humid day I will lighten my mood by reminding myself that I'm sitting on a fortune.

a reply to: AnteBellum

We could be in trouble i thought we just needed a spoon

Men can donate their sperm to sperm donor banks with a much easier process and also a bit less lucrative than an egg donation. Men are paid anywhere from $30-$200 per human cell donation.

So we have another addition to the "List of Ways Men Have Allowed Their Fortunes to be Tossed Away" alongside gambling, risky stocks, and women.

a reply to: AnteBellum

NO no lass you could make even MORE MORE $$$ if you did it the old way
we neuter lambs...you use your bloody teeth!

Cheers
Ektar

a reply to: Ektar

That settles it. The armor plated cod piece is a fashion statement that needs to make a return.