posted on Aug, 25 2015 @ 04:43 AM
Judges at the Edinburgh Fringe comedy and arts festival have announced this years funniest joke of the event along with the top 10 jokes of the
As usual I disagree with the judges but congratulations to comedian Darren Walsh who took the top spot with ....
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free."
The runners up were...
2.."Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis
3.."Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess
4.."What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham
5.."If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green
6.."Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson
7.."Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day" - Tom Parry
8.."The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane
9.."Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
10.."They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..." - Grace The Child
I think my favourite is either 4 or 8.
edit on 25-8-2015 by gortex because: (no reason given)