Game: What did Obama tell Bill Clinton in this picture?

"That's not a footlong in my pocket"

a reply to: Profusion

Obama to Bill, shocked:

"It's true....18 inches....ask Reggie, he'll confirm it..."

I believe that you didn't have sex with that woman.

"Hey, the there is a global meltdown planned this September and aliens are real.."

Dude, you know its not personal bro but come on, we tried bro, but nobody wants her to be president. Maybe in 2020 but I'm sure she'll be too old and sh"" by then. Dude, I'm so sorry, I really f###''n tried bra. I tried. Sorry man, really....

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again".

And then I was like, dude, you're the Pope you kiss his hand, I'm not touching that slimy bug eyed thing.

It literally took no more than 15 minutes! I can't believe Gieco took almost 40% off of car insurance. And I did it all on my phone on the way here!

He's right behind me right? Just hold your head out on an angle and act like I'm telling you something really horrifying and fascinating. Yeah good ok, hold that pose for a second I wanta f### with a## #### behind me. Is he taking pics? Uh huh, that's good, f### him, I can't stand this s###. F###ing privacy, anyone???

"So, I felt it should be a friend that told you this... the NSA uncovered medical records that prove Gennifer Flowers was actually born Bruce Flores and was one of America's first successful gender reassignment patients. I'm sorry, brother, if it makes you feel better, only half of the Secret Service burst into laughter when they found out."

"Your turn.

Now act like a surprised Q-tip."

"Hey Bill, that Argentinian chick Cristina de Kirchner finally agreed to go out with me, but she said I had to bring somebody for her friend, Angela. I think you'll like her, Bill, she's German!"

"Join me on the dark side and together we can ruule the universe!!"

All he needs is some yellow eyes, a hood, and some lightning sparking from his fingertips.


a reply to: Profusion

" I know Hillary would ruin your legacy, but...she would ruin mine too!

And...If you find any pics on that hard drive, better cover it, or we might just
find that info floating around on your B/C!

Oh...wait !"

'Hillary swallows"

originally posted by: beezzer

"Your turn.

Now act like a surprised Q-tip."

Nuh uh uh...Bill. Simon didn't say. Boo-yah! I win again!

BO- "You got impeached for having an extramarital affair?"

BO- " I pardoned the attorney general for gunning running to a Mexican cartel that killed border agents and a mass amount of civilians, and just called it a fake scandal"

BC- "whaaaaaaat"

They are on a golf course. I have little doubt the comment was about their game.

"I shot a 38 once on the front 9 here."
"Get OUT!"

"I hit a 150 yard shot out of this bunker with a wedge, it landed on the other side of the pond."
"Really?"

"Biden has never played golf."
"No way!"

I'm not Obama.