Scientists declare that Octopuses are basically Aliens

originally posted by: greencmp
a reply to: gortex



I'll say it, I'm socialist for octopuses.

I knew it.... this changes everything.

originally posted by: SuspiciousTom
All animals are smart in my eyes, very smart. It's just about relativity. I think humans are just lucky to have evolved the way we did, with our fingers and all these loving tools we received. But many animals exhibit things that human can't quite figure out as well as they seem to have a much stronger connection to nature than we do. Sometimes I think earth is a life form and just we humans are AI here sent to ruin it, no other creature is even an eighth as destructive as we are.

This is so bad, two quotes from the matrix in the same day. I need help

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet

a reply to: Reallyfolks

Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet

Whoa. Did you think of that all by yourself?

BTW, do you actually know what an actual virus is?


BTW, there's this thing called external quotes. It works like this:

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals.

It's that cloud looking thingy and it helps make it clear that you aren't plagiarizing something.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: Reallyfolks

Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet

Whoa. Did you think of that all by yourself?

BTW, do you actually know what an actual virus is?


BTW, there's this thing called external quotes. It works like this:

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals.

It's that cloud looking thingy and it helps make it clear that you aren't plagiarizing something.

I started off my post by saying two matrix quotes in the same day. Letting people know I was quoting the matrix. Even made fun of myself saying I need help. Any other complaints? Did you skip over the opening where I specifically said it was a matrix quote? Appreciate the post cupcake

a reply to: Reallyfolks

Did you skip over the opening where I specifically said it was a matrix quote?

No. But not everyone can recognize a quote from a movie.

a reply to: Phage

So your problem is? That I said it was a quote from the matrix instead of using external quotes?

Just wow, some people's children

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: Reallyfolks

Did you skip over the opening where I specifically said it was a matrix quote?

No. But not everyone can recognize a quote from a movie.

No kidding, that's why I said it was a matrix quote

they always seemed like unique, weird creatures to me.

And they can hide in plain sight also.

I bet octopus are responsible for all the USOs. They've already mastered space travel, they're just smart enough to hide it from us, playing stupid. Zooming around space in big ships.

a reply to: gortex

Cephalopods and crustaceans are some of if not the oldest species on the planet, their roots can be traced back to the birth of complex life almost half a billion years ago.

We are more alien then they are.

Maybe they ARE the greys... only using suits so they can walk on land and look more like us so we humans won't be frightened.

Oh wait...

a reply to: gortex

What would they expect with a creature with 6 arms and no head?

They need all that power

there you have it ! Aliens ! LOL..

I Knew it ! was True!
(satire)

Galaxy Quest !





Ohh NO's !!! I jut had a WOW Moment !
What if Octopuses are actually Aliens and the are Kaled's

Kaleds are the Octopus like Alien Creatures inside the Robotic Shell
that is called Daleks in thye DR WHO Series!

I would expect nothing else from the spawn of Cthulu.

Just read that octupus are very hard to keep as pets. So much for DNA evolution. They don't live long to, two years.
Would love to put a water profe computer pad in the tank. How long till it is posting on ATS?
It would phone home.
Most of you are to young to understand that.

probably something like this but worse:

originally posted by: Terminal1
Maybe they ARE the greys... only using suits so they can walk on land and look more like us so we humans won't be frightened.

Oh wait...

Darlek says, you will be exterminated!


I am a dalek.....you will be EXTERMINATED!!!!!!

But I saw in my minds eye a kindly professor, elder, and gentle, humor. Then thought of furturama, and the squid like doctor.

Due to their intelligence, octopuses in some countries are on the list of experimental animals on which surgery may not be performed without anesthesia, a protection usually extended only to vertebrates. In the UK from 1993 to 2012, the common octopus (Octopus vulgaris) was the only invertebrate protected under the Animals (Scientific Procedures) Act 1986
from Wikipedia

a reply to: Reallyfolks

Never met a lemming, I'll guess?