Today I find myself needing a rant.
Actually today started out quite nice, had a day off, the sun was out, figured I would take a nice strole down into the town centre as I do most days,
go for a coffee do a little shopping, the usual.
MY DAY WAS RUNINED.
You see my town centre has something of a problem right now, it is full of people on the streets trying to sell me something, convince me I have the
wrong electricity supplier, making me feel guilty about all those starving kids or trying tell me I have a criminal compensation case that is going to
send thousands my way.
ITS GETTING VERY ANNOYING.
Let me tell you about the swarm of parasites that descended on me today. First I had the guy from sky, walked into the small shopping centre that lead
into the middle of town and bam! Right away, 3 minutes out the door before I have even start to enjoy my walk I am interrupted by this buffoon. Sticks
a glossy leaflet right into may face so I almost walk to his scummy dirty hand as he shouts “SKY TV!, who does your TV mate?, today I can get you
the best deal what you…..” I didn’t even bother just walked around his hand and carried on.
Now not even before I get out of the shopping centre some other moron who looks like he is still waiting for puppetry to finish wearing his dads
funeral suit asked me if I had had any injuries in the last year. I felt like saying; “no but if you lot don’t piss of I think you might have an
injury heading your way with my fist on the other end of it”. But I didn’t, just kept walking out the doors of the shopping centre and into the
So I get out, into the sunlight and get not 30 paces or so when some young pretty girl (the honey pot I think) wearing a bright red jacket carrying a
matching red bucket starts waving at me like a simpleton with a big stupid smile on her face that says good job I have nice boobs because I got no
brains! Stops me to ask if I want to give money to the homeless. I think the fact that there were two homeless guys begging for loose change right on
the side of the street next to her was lost on her. Utter moron. You see these work in teams of about 3 or 4 take up various positions along the high
street so they can catch anyone that escapes the first pretty girl. They are always begging, today it was for the homeless, tomorrow it will be for
guide dogs, the next day for the blind dogs. I am not uncharitable, I do give to charity but honestly I resent being made to feel like a monster every
time I don’t put a couple of quid in a bucket to help some kid with leukaemia.
So that’s me, out the door 10 or 15 minutes at the most and I have been stopped by 3 different people all wanting something out of me and disrupting
what should have been an enjoyable walk.
Then turns up the fourth person to stop me.
This guy annoys me more than anyone, he looks like that guy on your facebook wall who evertime you see his picture you want to punch him in the
stomach to induce the kind of internal bleeding that causes funny coloured stools. He comes at me dressed in a 3 piece suit, with a blue shirt, white
collar (IN A WORKING CLASS TOWN). I hate these 20 something metro-boys who feel a need to dress like a cross between a Wall Street banker and a
politician when their job is paying less than minimum wage and to everyone else they look like idiots. Around him I can see three of his mates, all
dressed the same, all stopping little old ladies and other shoppers.
This guy looks right at me, makes eye contact, I know what is coming next. He walks right towards me, stops directly in front of me and says “I am
not saying anything ok! But who does your gas and electricity?”. At this point I was pretty dam angry made even worse by this chav in a suit
deliberately cutting me off so I didn’t even acknowledge him. I just walked through him, knocking him off balance in the process.
So he shouts back at me “oi mate watch where your going eh”.
Dear reader, I lost it, I am ashamed to say but I lost my temper and in the middle of the street I lost my head at this guy. Fortunately ATS T&C’s
prohibit me from telling you all how the conversation went but am guessing you can work it out for yourselves.
Anyway just needed a rant
edit on 14-8-2015 by OtherSideOfTheCoin because: (no reason given)