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posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 02:22 AM
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I mean if you had just asked politely to let you read along with me, you would still be alive.

Instead you were utterly obliterated with extreme prejudice because you decided to drop in unannounced like the boogeyman.

I beat you senseless without restraint and without mercy all because you didn't announce your presence.

Stupid spider dropping from the ceiling in front of my face while im reading. #... im going to cry now because I took the life of a beautiful creature T^T




posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 02:28 AM
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a reply to: Elysian

Fight or flight reaction dude the spider god will understand.
I got a jump from a moth last night landed on my ukulele and made the strings go dring! 4 inches of hairy wings.



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 02:31 AM
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I did the same thing to my husband a while back.... I thought we could bond for a second and then I saw spider. I'm not gonna lie. It was a bit awkward, so just carry on.




posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 02:59 AM
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a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Did you slap him to kill the spider? You did, didnt you...



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 03:01 AM
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a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe
That does not sound good at all. Did you miss the spider and hit your husband?



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 03:08 AM
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originally posted by: Elysian
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Did you slap him to kill the spider? You did, didnt you...


Ummm.... Yeah. That's exactly how it happened.



originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe
That does not sound good at all. Did you miss the spider and hit your husband?


The cops thought it sounded fishy too... Go figure.

edit on 8/13/2015 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 05:36 AM
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a reply to: Elysian



Boo!

(That was my silly attempt at digitally surprising you).



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 05:58 AM
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a reply to: Elysian

Now that's better, none of this save the spiders, spiders are lovely crap ... kill em, kill em all!



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:12 PM
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a reply to: valiant

But it was a beautiful spider
At least as far as I can tell from its remains



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:20 PM
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a reply to: Elysian

No such thing as a beautiful spider .... Less its dead!



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:24 PM
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a reply to: valiant

Black Widows are amazingly beautiful
Among others



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:26 PM
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a reply to: Elysian

Actually, I did see a pretty blue one once on google images, could have been fake?

Black widows? you're crazy!!!



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:27 PM
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a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Cops, huh? What did you use? A frying pan? Just smack him with the cast iron skillet? I'm teasing. There is no over reaction with killing spiders. Those creepy stalky things make my skin crawl.



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:28 PM
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a reply to: valiant

Nuuu
They are so pretty
Black and red and shiny is second only to black and pink and shiny

Among other things
I have a fantasy fetish for spiders



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:31 PM
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a reply to: Elysian

You're creeping me out, spider fetish *shudders*




posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:32 PM
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a reply to: valiant

I blame my childhood



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:33 PM
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originally posted by: Elysian
a reply to: valiant

I blame my childhood


Don't we all ....



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:34 PM
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a reply to: valiant

Not my fault
I guess some wires got crossed in the teenage development



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:36 PM
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a reply to: Elysian

Don't say you have spider pets? that's just going too far ...



posted on Aug, 13 2015 @ 12:37 PM
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No I cant afford pets



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