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Warning: Serious Illness Spreading Across the US and America! Be vigilant Griends!

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posted on Aug, 12 2015 @ 01:12 PM
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I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your posts. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White house Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects.

These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF. Symptoms include: * Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our president pander to Muslim terrorists. * Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O'Reilly factor. * Loose bowels from swallowing the fact that Obama was elected twice. * Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people. * Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host and a White House guest. Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself. If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.

It is expected, and sincerely hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.

I am also suffering from PCR (Political Correction Refusal) Doctors say no matter what drugs they give me I will never be Politically Correct. So I guess you guys will continue getting me on FULL BLAST WITH NO PC FILTERS. My apologies for my PCR....

- A brew offered for my brother and sisters that have this disease to help calm ones nerves. Please be aware, this disease can be devastation fo your personal point of view. Please spread it as much as possible to save the country from certain destruction.


edit on 12/8/15 by spirit_horse because: (no reason given)

edit on Wed Aug 12 2015 by DontTreadOnMe because: BB code removed from title...as it doesn't work....




posted on Aug, 12 2015 @ 03:14 PM
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a reply to: spirit_horse

oh my gosh! that was a clever post!!! my hat is off to you!



posted on Aug, 12 2015 @ 03:26 PM
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Like i said in your other thread, the remedy is to stop watching fox news, i stayed at a holiday once.



posted on Aug, 12 2015 @ 09:27 PM
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a reply to: dukeofjive696969

somehow it got posted in the wrong forum. I posted it here in this forum, which I don't get how it ended up in the other one. Anyway, Thanks!



posted on Aug, 12 2015 @ 09:27 PM
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a reply to: research100

Thanks!





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