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posted on Jan, 6 2005 @ 10:04 AM
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It would be an honour to serve...where's my credit card, btw?

I wanna blank cheque for the purchase of spiritual supplies...LCBO isn't cheap, what with the Canadian taxes.

LCBO...liqour Control Board of Ontario

oh, yea...I also need a Humvee fully stocked with a bar and Sirius radio feed cuz I know the troops love hiphop.

If there's anything else I need, I'll be sure to let you know...

Masqua




posted on Jan, 6 2005 @ 10:51 AM
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Originally posted by masqua
It would be an honour to serve...where's my credit card, btw?


how about Platinum Card American Express? As the Head of A-SPPID (A-SP Public Information Division) and lead anchorman on A-SPNIN, i am entitled to a few perks, IMO. So you can have one too



I wanna blank cheque for the purchase of spiritual supplies...LCBO isn't cheap, what with the Canadian taxes.

LCBO...liqour Control Board of Ontario


forget about them, they probably serve The Hated. if we need to, we can have it stolen. speak to Sarc, i'm sure the A-SCIA will be more than glad to help



oh, yea...I also need a Humvee fully stocked with a bar and Sirius radio feed cuz I know the troops love hiphop.


i'm sure A-SPPID could arrange that. i myself have a Dub Reggae APC with loudspeakers. the bass is so strong, The Hated Squirrels are knocked out of their trees!

[edit on 6-1-2005 by Daystar]



posted on Jan, 6 2005 @ 03:19 PM
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Originally posted by bobafett1972:
what ever will you do when we arrive at you door?


Here's my detailed and comprehensive plan to deal with door-to-door squirrels.

Children:
and :bash: and

Men:


Women:


Does that help answer your question?

[edit on 1/6/05 by diehard_democrat]



posted on Jan, 6 2005 @ 04:25 PM
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Your puny bullets will not even penetrate our kevlar squirrel suits...

You just do not get it do you?

We let you think that you runs things...but without the squirrels you all would be nothing, nothing I tell you...


*heads back to secret underground lair not in Russia*




posted on Jan, 6 2005 @ 04:32 PM
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you think you're safe in Russia?????????



hahahahaa! we are all destroying! i told you before! unstoppable, i tells ya!



posted on Jan, 6 2005 @ 06:08 PM
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I said we are definately not in Russia...sill human...

Here is what you and your croonies have coming:


Here is when we infiltrated a local news room:



But yet you still think you can stop us?


Mawhhahahahaa, Mawhahahahaha!!!

Have a nice big glass of reality people we are coming...



posted on Jan, 6 2005 @ 09:53 PM
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I have sent instructions to your leader at the terms of my surrender/conversion...but so far it seems for nothing...I shall wait and see....

*taps foot, waiting patiently*....


So, sorry, so sad....You took to long...the offer has been withdrawn




[edit on 1/6/2005 by bobafett1972]



posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 11:16 AM
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The armies of the squirrel are ready to march.....hail the mighty squirrel !

Loyal squirrel supporting soldier:



notice the grey skin due to the soldier being a clone , limitless numbers.....

[edit on 7-1-2005 by UK Wizard]



posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 02:00 PM
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Originally posted by bobafett1972
I have sent instructions to your leader at the terms of my surrender/conversion...but so far it seems for nothing...I shall wait and see....

*taps foot, waiting patiently*....


So, sorry, so sad....You took to long...the offer has been withdrawn




[edit on 1/6/2005 by bobafett1972]


I'm sorry I had to go to school... I dhould really give that up and just stay on ats 24 hours a day.



posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 03:06 PM
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Originally posted by bobafett1972
Here is when we infiltrated a local news room:



*Gasp!*

thats A-SPNIN Headquarters!!!

SECURITY!!!



ah, good. take out the Squirrel Intruders!



posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 04:05 PM
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why are there two threads for the squirrel stuff?



posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 06:06 PM
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One is for serious information broadcasting, and the other is for serious, um....











*changes subject* So how about this weather?



[edit on 1/7/05 by diehard_democrat]



posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 06:11 PM
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Originally posted by Daystar

*Gasp!*

thats A-SPNIN Headquarters!!!

SECURITY!!!



ah, good. take out the Squirrel Intruders!


Taken care of, sir!

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posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 06:56 PM
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excellent work, DD, excellent work

now, how does Naval Intel propose that we deal with Wizards clone army?

also we need to destroy the Infidel who attempted to destroy A-SPNIN

i propose:

lots of :bash: and


mixed with some

then some


finished off with a little


also, gratuitous
is a good idea (if no children are present)

afterwards, i will be holding a party back on the Moon, with lots of :w:


maybe some

afterwards everyone will be
, with a headache that will feel like :bnghd:. this will make them
, because they would rather be like



posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 08:23 PM
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First we've got to destroy their cloning machines so that they can no longer clone themselves. Recent reports from our spies confirm our suspicion to their whereabouts of their cloning machine, and that would be Russia. More specifically schesczlovakanamiablachtchezkeurnchztksebt.

After hearing from our other spies stationed near Bush's ranch, apparently squirrel activity is at an all time low. We believe that the submarine leaving the Texas coast held thousands of squirrels headed to Russa for cloning. Our subs are currently in hot persuit.

More details later when I contact my spies.



posted on Jan, 7 2005 @ 08:39 PM
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Originally posted by diehard_democrat
After hearing from our other spies stationed near Bush's ranch, apparently squirrel activity is at an all time low. We believe that the submarine leaving the Texas coast held thousands of squirrels headed to Russa for cloning. Our subs are currently in hot persuit.


yes, i have just recieved confirmation that A-SNA Yellow Submarine expects to catch the Squirrel Sub in two days. we would have caught them sooner, but the crew wanted to go to Louisiana to visit New Orleans first

as for russia...

I think we should get Reikuro's Ninja in to infiltrate and destroy Wizards Cloning Vats. ya know, the ones in schesczlovakanamiablachtchezkeurnchztksebt (WTF?
)

should they fail, A-SNA Rubber Dinghy sits in the Black Sea, just off the Ukrainian coast, ready to launch SPUDs at the facility until it is vaporized...



posted on Jan, 8 2005 @ 09:21 PM
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It is time for the A.C.K.!.!. Offensive. This is the our finest hour. Men and Women of the A-SP forces you will be doing an honour to this world and your great leader. We shall destroy them all or go down in a blaze of fiery glory!!!!

Cpr12r Commander of the A-SP out



posted on Jan, 9 2005 @ 10:45 AM
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I recently heard from a few of my spies located in invisible subs persuing the yellow submarine, that they were plotting to interupt the board while it is in transition to the new server. We must stop these squirrels before they destroy our one and only way of broadcasting information: BTS and ATS! Why must they attack the innocent bystander! :shk:



posted on Jan, 12 2005 @ 07:07 PM
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Cpr12r, if I would ask of you to assign me a position in the war against squirrels. I've got to help do something!



posted on Jan, 12 2005 @ 07:52 PM
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You can be head of the Municipitoral Anti Squirrel Cleanerupperdy Agency (MA-SCLA)



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