Join Squirrel Patrol- To Protect and Deny

Even thought Rocky the Flying Squirrel isn't a squirrel he dressed like one and impersonated one so he must be punished. Who wants salt on there fries? Our homeland is here I guess *points to giant space colony*

*KingLizard grabs his scissors and castrates cpr12r�s squirrel*

ahahhahahahahah feel the wrath ahahahha can anyone say owned?? long live the squirrels ahahhaha lol im dieing here on the floor still ahaha

Originally posted by Sarcasimo
Also, we have uncovered a squirrel training camp in eastern Canada.

my nuke launching sub is busy in the gulf of mexico. speak to the air force

do we have an air force yet?

mmm... canadian bacon.....

You laugh now, But just wait until the squirrels take over where you live! You will be begging, yes begging for our help. And remenber all you squirrel sympathizers, we are watching you!

Seriously, what psychopathic sicko would want squirrel's balls? Unless, of course, they don't have any...

[edit on 12/30/04 by diehard_democrat]

Originally posted by kinglizard
*KingLizard grabs his scissors and castrates cpr12r�s squirrel*

You just helped our side.... You know that is a squirrel and we're denying it thanks for castrating one of the leading evil NWO squirrels. *claps*

You have not bombed any of our squirrel camps because they are still partying for new years






We shall torture your POW


[edit on 30-12-2004 by ShadowMan]

[edit on 30-12-2004 by ShadowMan]

Originally posted by ShadowMan
You have not bombed any of our squirrel camps because they are still partying for new years

We shall torture your POW


[edit on 30-12-2004 by ShadowMan]

Funny pictures... hehehehehe. Naughty Squirrels!!!

Originally posted by infinite

Originally posted by cpr12r
Infinite you wanna join? I have a high ranking posistion waiting for you...

i like Squirrels, so no.
Ill be their protector

WHO'S WITH ME?

Decisions, decisions......I owe cpr big time for my wave, but I love squirrels too. They ate a lot of my landscaping last summer, but this summer I am going to buy bags of nuts for them to eat. Does that sound like a plan?

Forgive me cpr

Yes I am with you infinite

*puts mahree in the salt mines* Sorry I had to do that.

A news excerpt:

"Live from A-SNA 1st Fleet Command Ship Rubber Dinghy, off the coast of Texas

Squirrel Imperial Forces are proving tougher than expected, as A-SNA AquaMarine Commandos attempt to move inland after an amphibious landing earlier this morning. The operation, dubbed Operation Nutcracker by A-SNA chiefs, had been going without a hitch until Squirrel Imperial Forces mounted a strong counter-attack, damaging the A-S landing craft A-SNA Lilo in the process..."

Help!!! Send in the felines!!!

Originally posted by cpr12r
*puts mahree in the salt mines* Sorry I had to do that.

Looks like you got every thing back, (snickers). You better watch out for that king.

Got any more in that bottle for me? :w:

Mahree you can have an elevated prisoner status for good behavior. Time to deprogram you and reprogram you *puts mahree in a pure white room*

how should we retalliate against the pro squirrel agent who attempted to... er.. assassinate you, our leader?

I was almost asassinated most of had one to many martinis.... Kill him and display his dead body in front of the devil squirrels....

Originally posted by cpr12r
Mahree you can have an elevated prisoner status for good behavior. Time to deprogram you and reprogram you *puts mahree in a pure white room*

Oh No, Not the pure white room

Where's that king when you need him. You hear me cpr? I'm getting the king back here! You WILL be sorry!

After one more drink......:w:

*STAB*



it is done O Leader, as per your request.

Perfect continue the good work. I will return in the morning...

As a 5-star General, head of the Naval Intelligence, Commander of the anti-flying squirrel guns, head of the Homeland Security, and head of the Department of Defense, I say we colonize the moon while remotely launching our remaining nuclear weapons and completely annihilate the entire planet.

That way, those pesky squirrels are fried and we're partying on the moon.