Join Squirrel Patrol- To Protect and Deny

*Meanwhile on Mars*

SWDs latest innovation: Nuclear tipped Railgun projectiles!

and they are MINE! all mine!

*positions automated Railguns and Ion Cannon in orbit around Mars*

this is MY planet so SOD OFF!!!

*Targets Wizard with Railgun from Mars*

this should keep you warm......

Daystar can I hang with you on Mars? It's getting kinda stuffy here in my emergency escape pod, and besides I need to stretch my legs.

Yeah DD

you are welcome. hell we were in A-SNA together, right?

bring some drinks with you....

:w:

Ah, sorry, no drinks. I only had 0.002 seconds to get into my escape pod and I totaly forgot to grab some snacks. But the survival kit in here comes with some freeze-dried pizzas...

Originally posted by diehard_democrat
Ah, sorry, no drinks. I only had 0.002 seconds to get into my escape pod and I totaly forgot to grab some snacks. But the survival kit in here comes with some freeze-dried pizzas...

forget freeze dried pizza. i'll call domino's

I know I haven't been that active in the anti-squirrel thing lately, but can I come over? I love pizza. Plus, I've got some chips & beer that I can bring along.

beer you say?????

hmmmm....

oh alright!

but stay away from my mansion on olympus mons, understand?

Mansion=No-no

Gotcha!

I'm on my way!

Originally posted by UK Wizard
nuclear winter earth is lonely.....and very very cold.....*runs off into snow storm*

***DW lands next to UKwizard***

"Come with me if you want to live sara- uhh i mean wizard.."

[edit on 16-1-2005 by devilwasp]

wasp! get out!!!!

i just fired nukes at wizard!!!







er wasp? y'okay?

[edit on 16-1-2005 by Daystar]

Originally posted by Daystar
wasp! get out!!!!

i just fired nukes at wizard!!!

Is this the end for our 2 "heros"....?

[edit on 16-1-2005 by devilwasp]

hey cani get in on the squirrel thing? i could be like a submarien captain or something

i control the navy

if you wish to be a navy commander, you can be, but earth's land surface has been destroyed, so you may get bored down there

Head of the Naval Intel here. And since I am head of the naval intel, that makes me intellugindt. O.o

Now to release my intelligence of our submarine fleet to you:

Each submarine is chock full of fun and activities to suit even the most insane seaman. All of our luxurious subs have air-hockey tables, pinball machines, exercise rooms, and prosti... I never said that.

Enjoy your stay in the navy!

*dazes off*

Uhh, Khaiser... *Poke Poke*

*Snorring* *Suddenly wakes up and takes out pistol, points it at guard*

What did I tell you about poking me in my sleep?

Uhh, only do it when you are hammered?

good, do I look hammered?

No..

Ok, then. *Pistol whips guard*

Don't ever wake me up again.

What did you want?

*guard hands papers to Shattered*

"To Whom it may concern.

Earth has been destroyed. You are not on Earth. You are alive somewhere sitting in your giant Space Station over high orbit over Earth. Mozel Tov.

You have survived the nuclear war. There is no more life on Earth. The squirrels are dead. And now there is nothing to do. You have this giant ragedy ass fleet in high orbit with nothing to do. I pitty you. As for me, I'm somewhere on mars kicking back.

DayStar..."

Damn him.

Shattered OUT...

*aims railguns at shattered's fleet*

i can hit you from mars. any last requests?

Yea, Have happy huntings!

*At that single moment, the entire fleet ship by ship warped out to some unknown location in the universe.*

Transmission Out of Range.

Shattered OUT...

That just leaves cpr in his space colony

shall i stage a coup and destroy mein fuhrer? or shall i invite him to mars?

lets flip a coin

*flips*

oh, damn. it went down a storm drain

*A small ship jumps from space and attaches to CPR's colony. Both the small ship and CPR's colony warp out of known space.*



Shattered OUT...