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posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 08:10 AM
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Destroy the squirrel intergalactic weapons but see if we can get some Spec. Ops or some Ninjas to get the blueprints then SPUD it

200th Post!!!!:w:




posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 09:05 AM
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Cpr, Sir! *salutes*

AquaMarines ready to move in on Squirrel Spaceport on your command, Sir!

SPUDs ready for immediate launch, Sir!

Or Sir, I could have the fascility gassed. The A-SNA has recently taken delivery of the new SPUD B missle, which is capable of carrying a warhead of the feared nerve agent, FartGas X!

They shall die choking on a most unpleasant odour, Sir!

We shall crush the Infidel, Sir!



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 09:11 AM
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Gas it then we can move in and salvage everything for our own uses



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 09:14 AM
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My thoughts exactly, Sir! *salutes*

*Launches a horrific FartGas X attack on the squirrel base*

HAHAHAHAA

Soon, i shall have my own orbiting Railgun!

[edit on 15-1-2005 by Daystar]



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 09:17 AM
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An orbiting railgun soudns like a good idea

*sends a team of scientists to make one using some of the tech from the squirrel base*



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 09:28 AM
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***Arrives at UKwizards last known "base" which is now a pile of smouldering ruins and bit of spud lie everywhere..and has a strange chips (or fries if you want to call it that) smell about it..***

Stands bear chested with wierd aussie type hat on...

"Ah, I love the smell of fresh spud missiles in the morning..."

Small idiotic SWAT member 1 appears at his right side holding a small dead squirrel roasted and ridden with bullet holes by the tail....

"what is that?"

"Sir we tried to get information out of him but the napalm didnt work, so we treid some bullets...."

"you tried napalm and bullets. Anything else?"

"no sir..."

"You didnt try and force him to drink red bull??"

"Well um we didnt rea-"

"GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

DW shakes head and kneels to the ground and picks up a half roasted book the title reads..."UKwizards politics.."

"He was here...we're getting closer.

[edit on 15-1-2005 by devilwasp]



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 09:31 AM
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Soon we will have captured him and then we shall stop the squirrel menace



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 09:40 AM
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wizard is but one head of the Hydra commander

others shall take his place if we get him, of this i am sure






posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 09:42 AM
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We have to save the many good people trapped in squirrel country I call for a massive Air/Sea/Land/Space Operation on all Squirrel Land Fronts to Liberate the good people stuck with squirrely rule

Operation Tangaray we shall call it

:bash:




posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 09:49 AM
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***bows before CPR12***

"sir the squirrels have deployed a new decoy tactic!"




We must be wary!



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 11:35 AM
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You may of found ukwizards crib but you will never find mine.. and if you do i have maximum security no one gets in or out without them knowing mauahaha


= My Crib
= First set of bodyguards at the front door..
= My armed secret service bodyguards


[edit on 15-1-2005 by ShadowMan]



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 12:10 PM
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Originally posted by UK Wizard

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
I'm available. Any goddess/princess/faerie positions open? Spying? What can I DO?????


*Emerges from rubble of recent hideout, tired and wornout*

The position of leader is still open, I am but a follower of the Squirrel cause

Okay, I will be the Warrior Faerie who appears magically whenever needed by the pro-squirrel forces. I will be called DTOM.
CPR and his evil horde of anti-squirrel terrorists won't have a chance with magick on OUR side. bwahahahahaha

[edit on 15-1-2005 by DontTreadOnMe]



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 01:14 PM
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Originally posted by ShadowMan
You may of found ukwizards crib but you will never find mine.. and if you do i have maximum security no one gets in or out without them knowing mauahaha

[edit on 15-1-2005 by ShadowMan]

Hmm looks like a SWAT job, look out your window....

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Oh yeah and look down to your front door...




Knock knock.

[edit on 15-1-2005 by devilwasp]



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 02:28 PM
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Heh nice.. but how can i have a mansion and not a limo and a escape chopper muahaha haha my secret service will meet up with me at the secret location transported by my bulletproof limo and i will be transported by my escape chopper on my mansion roof muahah




posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 02:34 PM
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Originally posted by ShadowMan
Heh nice.. but how can i have a mansion and not a limo and a escape chopper muahaha haha my secret service will meet up with me at the secret location transported by my bulletproof limo and i will be transported by my escape chopper on my mansion roof muahah

Grr , knew i should have gotten those stingers.
We'll find you some day!



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 02:40 PM
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Originally posted by devilwasp
Grr , knew i should have gotten those stingers.
We'll find you some day!


Woot! im still at large lol muahaha till next time devilwasp



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 02:41 PM
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I just happened to be passing, and i heard someone needs a stinger?

will this do?






posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 02:51 PM
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Originally posted by Daystar
I just happened to be passing, and i heard someone needs a stinger?
will this do?


Your too late.. did i mention i have a f-117 escort? well i did now





posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 02:57 PM
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Hmm I think i need to borrow those stingers mate!

But dont worry i have something to solve the F117 problem...




Now try out flying THIS!



posted on Jan, 15 2005 @ 03:45 PM
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Originally posted by devilwasp
Hmm I think i need to borrow those stingers mate!

But dont worry i have something to solve the F117 problem...




Now try out flying THIS!


No problem.. F-22 raptor escort muahaha



[edit on 15-1-2005 by ShadowMan]



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