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WHO'S BOSS

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posted on Dec, 29 2004 @ 05:07 PM
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Well I've posted this everywhere else tonite and thought a few here might like it as well.................thats if you havent heard it already???????

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WHO'S BOSS

When the body was first made, all parts of the body wanted to be
"The Boss"

The Brain said: Im the boss, as I control everything
The Feet said: Im the boss as I am in charge of movement
The Hands said: We must be the boss, we do all the work and earn all the money

And so it went on.........................

Heart, Lungs, Eyes, until finally ARSEHOLE, being at the bottom of the pile,
spoke up

All the other parts of the body laughed at the idea of ARSEHOLE being boss

So ARSEHOLE went on strike, blocked himself up and refused to work!!!!!!


Within a short time:-

Brain became fevered
Eyes became crossed
Hands clenched
Feet twitched
Heart and Lungs were both struggling


So eventually it was voted that ARSEHOLE should be BOSS

THE MOTION WAS PASSED


All the other parts of the body do all the work, while ARSEHOLE, as BOSS, just sits there giving out a load of #



MORAL: You dont need a brain to be a BOSS..............
JUST AN ARSEHOLE



By Anon


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It's better to have loved and lost
Then not loved at all............DR




posted on Dec, 29 2004 @ 05:15 PM
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LMAO! thats the best i've heard in ages! thanx





posted on Dec, 30 2004 @ 02:17 PM
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Why thanx Daystar, my BOSS even thought it was right as well



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