Originally posted by ninki
the recent tradgedy in asia, shows me something about the flood of noahs day....the animals knew before it happened!!!! and moved to high ground...i
would think that a flood covering the planet, would certainly send the herds moving uphill to higher ground, just an interesting fact, as of today
77,000 dead and no animal fatalitys to speak of.......hummmm
There are dead animals everywhere......Odly, the news find it more important to talk about the dead humans though. I wonder why...thats so weird.
As far as the great flood covering the planet.....
If a flood covered the planet...which never, ever, ever happened, nor could have ever happened, there would be no high ground.
Anyhow, I will be the news reporter that you are looking for:
LIVE FROM SRILANKA - SEAPEOPLE
(News Anchor) Bob......"And now to Seapeople, live in Sri Lanka with the latest on this terrible disaster."
Seapeople: "Thank you Bob, as you can see behind me, this is an absolute catastrophy of biblical proportions"
(News Anchor) Bob: "Yes, it looks like a war zone over there." (News ancor looks distressed from the visible destruction)
Seapeople: "Yes, well aparently, according to Pat Robertson and others on the CBN, God got real pissed off at the feminists, homosexuals, athiests,
secular government, ect. so he made it a warzone"
(News Anchor) Bob: "Indeed, God does seem to be pissed off" (Said almost in a stutter with a taken back, puzzled, and suprised look on his face)
Seapeople: "Yes, He most definitely is. We all know that these Asians practice satanism..... And God really hates Satan..... Anyhow, I am here to
report what is a most uncomprehensible tragedy. (motions for camera man to follow him) As survivors walk amongst the thousands upon thousands of
dead infant, and adult infidel bodies, they are noticing something very terrible has happened. (Seapeople waves hand in front of his face to ease the
scent of dead and decaying wet bodies, gives up and covers his mouth and nose with a hankerchief). Millions of dead animals lay everywhere in the
destruction. (Picks up a dead infant by the foot and throws it to the side exposing a small rodent) (picks up rodent by the tail). As you can see
(starts to break up, while a single tear apears in his eye), millions of these tiny little fellows have perished in this disaster.
(News Anchor) Bob: (as screen cuts to him, you breifly see him looking towards his offscreen producer and hear him ask, "did he just throw a
baby?") "Oh, (clears throat) Yes, it seams that millions of them have perished in the disaster. Umm..(Still with a puzzled and shocked look) I
don't even know what to say.
(Camera cuts back to Seapeople, to find him burying several small animals, and covering them with rocks)
Seapeople: "This is a catastrophy like the world has never seen, (loses it, starts to cry out) WHY GOD!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO THEM LITTLE
ANIMALS!!!!?? (Regains control) I am sorry Bob, this is a difficult thing to be standing smack dab in the middle of. (Grabs body of six foot tall
male under the arms and starts dragging it to the covered grave of the animals) I have talked to some of the surviving infidels around here, and
asked them their thoughts as to why they made God so mad. (drops body on grave, straightens it out as he still speaks). They tell me it was a
tsunami, and not God's wrath... (grabs ankels of dead 4 foot tall boy, starts dragging it to the grave)
(Camera cuts back to News Anchor)
(News Anchor) Bob: (Looks bewildered and confused, says nothing)
(Camera quickly cuts back to Seapeople)
Seapeople: "Are you Ok Bob? I suppose not, this is terrible. (Starts to cry again, as he drops the body of the boy on top of the other body he had
placed forming a cross) Lets just hope these people straighten up so this doesn't happen again."
(Camera on News Anchor)
(News Anchor) Bob: (Still says nothing, stares straight into camera)
Station breaks..."and now a message from our sponsors"
See Ninki, that is exactly the backward and distorted thinking you proposed with this thread. And you wonder why people question your beliefs.