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Machine Gun Bacon with Ted Cruz

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posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 11:46 AM
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Machine Gun Bacon

Trump has forced republican hopefuls to say and do some wacky stuff to get attention.

Lindsey Graham smashed cell phones
Ben Carson played operation
Rand Paul chainsawed the tax code
Ted Cruz failed epically with his monotone Simpsons impressions, but now has decided to pander to his base with machine gun bacon!
Instead of comparing the Iran deal to the holocaust, Huckabee should have went with bacon wrapped bible.lol

I know his staff is just trying to make this vampire look human, but if I was a Ted Cruz supporter I would be insulted.

What are some funny videos we could see from candidates trying to garner attention?

Martin O'Malley releases viral video of lesbian drinking Starbucks getting a raise?
Marco Rubio sings La Bamba?

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posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 12:23 PM
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a reply to: HighFive

Is this a knock on bacon or the weapon? Either way, high powered rifles with select fire is already a win, add bacon and you have a recipe for awesome!



posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 12:27 PM
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It's a publicity stunt. Nothing more.

Cruz doesn't have to prove his 2nd Amendment credentials.



posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 12:29 PM
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How QuesoGrande Doritos eXtreme of him...



posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 12:54 PM
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originally posted by: sycomix
a reply to: HighFive

Is this a knock on bacon or the weapon? Either way, high powered rifles with select fire is already a win, add bacon and you have a recipe for awesome!


Not really a knock on either.

Just an examination of some Presidential candidates "hey look at me" videos, and who they target.



posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 12:55 PM
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a reply to: HighFive

Republican politician mentality, crazy.


Republicans are also threatening to shut down the government again! Hey, this is beginning to become an annual thing. They're starting to act like children, if they don't get their way, they're going to gather all their marbles and go home.

It's more like they're losing their marbles.



posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 01:18 PM
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Did he invent a machine gun that shoots bacon, mmmmmmmm bacon.



posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 03:24 PM
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Jesus Christ....this is what passes for politics in America....



posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 03:48 PM
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originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan
Jesus Christ....this is what passes for politics in America....


Of course it is.....

Politics is another form of entertainment. Elections are just for the plebes to think they get to play along and not just be spectators.


www.youtube.com...



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posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 03:50 PM
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originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan
Jesus Christ....this is what passes for politics in America....


Of course it is.....

Politics is another form of entertainment. Elections are just for the plebes to think they get to play along and not just be spectators.



Brawndo, it's got elecrolytes.
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posted on Aug, 3 2015 @ 11:43 PM
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This is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen in American politics. Who ever this appeals to needs to have their voting rights taken away. "Forget policy they got my vote cause they use power tools and cook bacon on guns!".

Which ever strategist is responsible for this trend needs to # off.



posted on Aug, 4 2015 @ 02:22 AM
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a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

It's what plants crave.



posted on Aug, 5 2015 @ 04:03 PM
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Stupidest sh*t ever. This is seriously desparate. And pathetic.


What the hell is wrong with these people?

Remember this...
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