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posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 09:23 PM
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hello, fellow ATS'ers! I am booperbear from Charon, one of Pluto's moons. I come to ATS in peace. I have so many opinions, observations, and even offer good advice to anyone looking for some. I am married to my soul mate, Chief Delta Dawn, whom I met on Charon back in 1988. We have been together 27 of your earth years but we are so close, I swear we have known each other forever. In my life, I have become quite an expert of disaster porn in movies, television, and in real life. If you ever need an answer concerning this subject, ask away. On Earth, I have chosen to live in the state of Wisconsin, however I have a Midwestern accent I cannot shake. I love craft beer, cheese curds, bratwurst sandwiches, and the Green Bay Packers, not necessarily in that order. I have a witty sense of humor and have refused to grow older than age 25. I would love to communicate with other disaster conspiracy and survivalist fanatics, especially before earth's population pollutes away the ozone layer, causing another ice age. A word of advice here: Greenland and Antarctica are already too close to Canada and the United States without our hasty help. The sea levels are already high enough. California and the Pacific Northwest are already too close to the Big One without us probing and picking at the San Andreas and Hayward faults. The Yellowstone caldera keeps gurgling and expanding on its own. Canada and Mexico doesn't have enough land to handle a mass migration due to hurricane/tornadic activity. The New Madrid fault has been acting up on its own lately...seismologists do not need to hurry along a catastrophic event that will geologically split North America in two from the Gulf of Mexico up northward to Canada. The Mississippi river is already wide enough without a 100 foot wall of water from the Gulf sweeping up north. The gulf shrimp and crawfish are more than happy living south of Galveston, thank you! So I have been alarmed at all of this "climate change" and "global warming" going on. I remember what it was like on Charon. Sure, it was recently discovered to be beautiful from out in space, but on the surface, it somewhat resembled the surface of your moon. My people on Charon maybe will one day pay a peaceful visit to Earth. Until that time, you are stuck with me and ATS. Got milk?



(post by FinalCountdown removed for a serious terms and conditions violation)

posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 09:32 PM
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a reply to: booperbear

Hi baby bear! It's about dang time you created a profile on here. I know you love everything disaster. You will enjoy the many threads on here regarding that, and many other interesting subjects.

In case any of you are wondering, booperbear is my hubby of 23 years. Please give him a warm welcome. He's a good egg.



posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 09:43 PM
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HA. Gotcha. Everyone knows that milk is poison to Charonesse.

Who are you really?



posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 09:48 PM
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a reply to: TerryMcGuire

Shhhhhh, nobody was supposed to figure that out! (People searching for your IP).



posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 09:56 PM
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I thought that planet was taken over by the wild sorority girls from the planet platex years ago, Its nice to know at least one of you made it through that smattering of smut......good luck



posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 09:59 PM
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a reply to: TerryMcGuire

I didn't know the reason I have always avoided drinking milk!, Never drank it, even as a kid. Ewwwwww..!
(sorry, Mark Spitz)

Thanks for the info.

Apparently, I am from Charon too....



posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 10:00 PM
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a reply to: booperbear

Hello and welcome to EARTH and ATS.



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 12:04 AM
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a reply to: booperbear

You are cool..

Welcome aboard the crazy ship.

Glad to have you




posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 01:39 AM
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Hello and welcome!



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 01:42 AM
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a reply to: Ultralight

shhhh. the invasion is beginning. shhhh



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 02:42 AM
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What the hell is disaster porn?

and is it 27 years or 23 years?



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 03:46 AM
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I'm happy you other lot that replied to the OP could read it all. Hello and welcome Boops. I'd offer you a sausage sanger but I'm too dyslexic to post my pic after reading your intro. Going fishing at first light too to catch some protected aquatic species that taste really nice.

See you around the traps.


Kind regards,

Bally.

edit on 30-7-2015 by bally001 because: Flamin spelt boops wrong. Over this Cougar Bourbon.



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 03:57 AM
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G'day from Australia and welcome.

I am now questioning my 10 year membership here when your opening post is not the craziest thing i have ever read here.



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 08:36 AM
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Hello! I know I'm from another planet, this one makes no sense to me whatsoever, just waiting for the mothership to come back and get me.



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 08:42 AM
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a reply to: TerryMcGuire

Dang it! Me and my big mouth!,



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 08:46 AM
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Didn't realize the introductions forum was about making crap up? Care to introduce yourself or are you trolling ATS? After 20 posts you can certainly create a thread about being an alien in the jokes/pun forum, LOL, or Grey area.

You happen to know any werewolves?
edit on 30-7-2015 by Rosinitiate because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 12:41 PM
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originally posted by: Rosinitiate
Didn't realize the introductions forum was about making crap up? Care to introduce yourself or are you trolling ATS? After 20 posts you can certainly create a thread about being an alien in the jokes/pun forum, LOL, or Grey area.

You happen to know any werewolves?


Well God forbid one would want to display humor in their first freakin' post! There is no law against it, get over yourself.

How very douchey of you to call someone a troll on their first post.



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 12:44 PM
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originally posted by: AlongCamePaul
What the hell is disaster porn?

and is it 27 years or 23 years?


He meant doom porn. He's a newbie, doesn't have all the lingo down yet. Cut him some slack, man.

If you read the post, he met me in 1988, 27 years together, 23 years of that married. Not that difficult to comprehend.



posted on Jul, 30 2015 @ 12:46 PM
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And thank you all from the bottom of my heart who gave my husband a warm welcome.

Remember, we were all newbies once. I don't want to see any more trolling accusations.




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