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posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 09:50 PM
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I'm pet sitting for some friends while they're visiting out of state. One of their dogs ate I don't know what and he's been letting off these silent but deadly death bombs for days. I spray air freshener and it smells like a dead, rotten skunk in an apple orchard. As if that isn't bad enough, I stepped out for not even five minutes and came back to find a glob of reddish brown I don't want to know what with what looks like guts and fur in it on the floor. As if the farts weren't bad enough, the smell from that little treasure almost made me un-eat my food. GACK! My stomach is still clenching and it's all cleaned up and the smell is gone. I don't know which one did that but oh, holy crap, I hope they don't do it again. Damn, I need fresh air!




posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 09:52 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

I should have known better. Great now my appetite is gone. Thanks for that glorious rendition. NOT.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 09:54 PM
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a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

I'm sorry. I figured that people would know it would be gross from the title.

I wasn't trying to be snippy or anything by saying that. I really am sorry that it ruined your appetite.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 10:02 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

No you are not. You did it on purpose. You wanted me to diet.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 10:04 PM
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a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

Okay, fine, if you put it that way. I did it for your health. Thank me later.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 10:28 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Haha, best read of the night SkidMark!
Highly descriptive and funny. Glad I clicked to read.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 10:30 PM
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a reply to: ShadowLink

Thanks lol. Just be glad that you didn't have to see or smell it. I'm just now getting to where I can laugh about it.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 10:47 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Although I'm grateful to have not seen your particular incident, I've had numerous animals of all kinds in my years and I assure you I've seen it's equal more than once lol.

The fact you didn't re-eat your lunch means you're that much stronger now



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 11:15 PM
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a reply to: ShadowLink

So true. Whatever doesn't kill my stomach makes it stronger, or so I wish lol.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 11:21 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

You are a good friend - LOL. Try burning sage.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 11:24 PM
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a reply to: FyreByrd

Funny enough, I have some. I really should do that.



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 09:36 AM
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Dude, you have to stop pet sitting, when you do, bad things happen!



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 09:59 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

I noticed. I can't say no when friends need help though.



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 12:05 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Ah! The joys of dealing with pets! Well-told!

One evening (the middle of the night, really) one of my dogs attacked a skunk and it sprayed INTO her mouth. That was the most disgusting odor ever! It took days to get that out of the house...

I feel for you. Great post, though!



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 12:15 PM
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a reply to: Benevolent Heretic

That poor dog. I can't imagine having something like that in my mouth.



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 12:46 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

HAHA! Sorry I have to laugh.

My dog eats cat poop and it took me forever to figure this out! I kept wondering why his face smelled like poo. I would wash it and be done with it. Well one day I caught him in the litter box! I then knew WHY he smelled like poo in the face. It grossed me out so bad I cleaned his mouth out with doggy soap haha!

Now he isn't allowed on the porch where the buffet (litter box) is without supervision!



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 02:00 PM
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a reply to: mblahnikluver

That's okay. I laughed at your cat poop story. I caught mine raiding the litter box. I'd set a cell phone with the camera on video mode up and she went sneaking into it. Gross. Now they try to eat chicken poop. They know they shouldn't but do anyway.



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 06:37 PM
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Ahahahaha! Love these stories in here! LOL

My cat doesn't usually huck up a furball, but when he does I don't discover it until I'm barefoot then...EEEEEEW!



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 06:56 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

Oh yuck-o! That would suck, especially if it was in your shoe. You put your foot in all trusting and everything that everything is normal and them it sinks into warm gooey smooshiness. Bleck!



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 09:29 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

OMG, that is just nasty! Got a real bad taste in my mouth.

Must Not. Read. These. Posts That. Say. Eeew! Gross!



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