Have Your Balls Ready. NFL to now do Random Ball Checks...

That's right, have your balls ready to be inspected.

Keep them clean...Your balls may on on TV.

No longer can you hide your balls.

No longer can unauthorized people handle said balls.

Keep in mind these balls will be kicked.

In knew this was coming. Is nothing sacred ?

Now there after your balls Mr. Brady...

I check my balls hourly.

I keep my balls in a sack to keep them safe

a reply to: whyamIhere

This is a nice spin on it all.


It really is getting ridiculous.
They have prolonged it for so long, shoot hardy just got 4 games for beating a woman, I don't how they could possibly stick brady with 4 after that.

a reply to: Sremmos80

nvm, better behave :/

According to this guy.




Nothing to see here. Move along.

a reply to: whyamIhere

My doctor usually does that once a year..oh you meant football right..

Can you step a little to the left.
You're standing on my balls.

Are they checking all balls? Even these ones?

Can I have mine checked by the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Leaders?

originally posted by: N3k9Ni
Can I have mine checked by the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Leaders?

I think I speak for everyone else.... "HEY! Don't be greedy."

Have mine ready in hand,

Are the tests going to involve any tossing?

If so, Like imod02 says above, I will have take them out of the sack they are kept in for safe keeping.

Not really fond of doing such, don't want get my balls too dirty.

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
I check my balls hourly.

Perhaps a boy/girl friend would be in order