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Have Your Balls Ready. NFL to now do Random Ball Checks...

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posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 01:32 PM
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That's right, have your balls ready to be inspected.

Keep them clean...Your balls may on on TV.

No longer can you hide your balls.

No longer can unauthorized people handle said balls.

Keep in mind these balls will be kicked.

In knew this was coming. Is nothing sacred ?

Now there after your balls Mr. Brady...


edit on 27-7-2015 by whyamIhere because: (no reason given)




posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 02:07 PM
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I check my balls hourly.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 02:22 PM
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I keep my balls in a sack to keep them safe



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 02:38 PM
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a reply to: whyamIhere

This is a nice spin on it all.


It really is getting ridiculous.
They have prolonged it for so long, shoot hardy just got 4 games for beating a woman, I don't how they could possibly stick brady with 4 after that.
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posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 02:47 PM
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a reply to: Sremmos80

nvm, better behave :/
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posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 03:01 PM
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According to this guy.




Nothing to see here. Move along.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 03:45 PM
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a reply to: whyamIhere

My doctor usually does that once a year..oh you meant football right..



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 05:54 PM
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Can you step a little to the left.
You're standing on my balls.



posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 05:59 PM
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Are they checking all balls? Even these ones?






posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 11:08 PM
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Can I have mine checked by the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Leaders?
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posted on Jul, 27 2015 @ 11:15 PM
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originally posted by: N3k9Ni
Can I have mine checked by the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Leaders?


I think I speak for everyone else.... "HEY! Don't be greedy."



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 10:34 AM
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Have mine ready in hand,

Are the tests going to involve any tossing?

If so, Like imod02 says above, I will have take them out of the sack they are kept in for safe keeping.

Not really fond of doing such, don't want get my balls too dirty.



posted on Jul, 28 2015 @ 11:43 AM
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originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
I check my balls hourly.

Perhaps a boy/girl friend would be in order



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