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What is a god?

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posted on Jul, 24 2015 @ 06:31 PM
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I once had a neighbor that come out at night time only. When we first met, he stabbed himself and his wounds heals back. He said, "I'm a god". He said he goes to work at night time. Sometimes he comes back with blood all over him. I asked him why do you have blood all over you and your face? He explained to me that he is working as a butcher at night time. I find it weird as he doesn't wear an apron at work and blood is over his normal clothing. One day, he seems to have moved away. I do not see him anymore at night. So is he really a god?




posted on Jul, 24 2015 @ 06:56 PM
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a reply to: makemap

Only if you choose to worship him.

Other than that he's a self healing nocturnal slob.


edit on 24-7-2015 by TheLieWeLive because: Changed a word



posted on Jul, 24 2015 @ 07:00 PM
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What's the punchline...



posted on Jul, 24 2015 @ 07:13 PM
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a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

Wait for it....wait for it.....(crickets)



posted on Jul, 24 2015 @ 07:42 PM
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originally posted by: makemap
I once had a neighbor that come out at night time only. When we first met, he stabbed himself and his wounds heals back. He said, "I'm a god". He said he goes to work at night time. Sometimes he comes back with blood all over him. I asked him why do you have blood all over you and your face? He explained to me that he is working as a butcher at night time. I find it weird as he doesn't wear an apron at work and blood is over his normal clothing. One day, he seems to have moved away. I do not see him anymore at night. So is he really a god?

Yes, now wipe you lip.



posted on Jul, 24 2015 @ 07:45 PM
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originally posted by: makemap
I once had a neighbor that come out at night time only. When we first met, he stabbed himself and his wounds heals back. He said, "I'm a god". He said he goes to work at night time. Sometimes he comes back with blood all over him. I asked him why do you have blood all over you and your face? He explained to me that he is working as a butcher at night time. I find it weird as he doesn't wear an apron at work and blood is over his normal clothing. One day, he seems to have moved away. I do not see him anymore at night. So is he really a god?


Answer... "No he was a vampire" HAHAHAHA LOL ROFL



posted on Jul, 24 2015 @ 09:14 PM
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He's a god only to the cattle he spares…

Either that or you're the lucky neighbor spared by the serial killer that needed an alibi.

As far as whats a god, its a solution to the early question of who made all this stuff?



posted on Jul, 24 2015 @ 09:24 PM
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originally posted by: makemap
I once had a neighbor that come out at night time only. When we first met, he stabbed himself and his wounds heals back. He said, "I'm a god". He said he goes to work at night time. Sometimes he comes back with blood all over him. I asked him why do you have blood all over you and your face? He explained to me that he is working as a butcher at night time. I find it weird as he doesn't wear an apron at work and blood is over his normal clothing. One day, he seems to have moved away. I do not see him anymore at night. So is he really a god?


I want my 20 seconds back



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