Who Said It: Donald Trump Or Mr. Burns From 'The Simpsons'?

HuffPo posted a pretty funny article today. Here are bunch of quotes. Guess which ones were said by Mr. Burns from the Simpsons and which ones were said by the Donald.

Who Said It: Donald Trump Or Mr. Burns From 'The Simpsons'?

1. "Tiny children are not horses -- one vaccine at a time, over time."
2. "Well, young people are my future."
3. "Why do I need another penny? I have billions. Still, if I don't take it, that hoodlum over there might."
4. "[He] hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!"
5. "I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say ... 'you're fired.'"
6. "You're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari!"
7. "And just so you know, [Svetlana will] do anything for you. Anything except sex. And I do mean anything."
8. "I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
9. "Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job."
10. "Our real unemployment is anywhere from 18 to 20 percent."
11. "When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say China, in a trade deal? I beat China all the time."
12. "If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?"
13. "By building a casino, I could tighten my stranglehold on this dismal town."
14. "All the women ... flirted with me, consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
15. "It's freezing and snowing in New York -- we need global warming!"
16. "Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys."

Here's the answers:
Trump: 1, 4, 5, 8, 10, 11, 14, 15

a reply to: Krazysh0t

I am almost 44 years old. I have never voted once in my life, I am going to go vote for trump. I am so ready for a non politician to be president. I know it wont happen , but something has got to change.

a reply to: alienjuggalo
I hear you.
I always vote for whomever I would want to have a few beers with or smoke some with, the most.
Felt I would rather hang out with Bill, Bill, Gore (I know, had to choose), Barack, Barack and now, I/m pretty sure I could have the best time getting lit with Trump, so, Trump.

I could only imagine how weird and horrible it would be a after a few drinks with Hillary, or Jeb- that would be sobering.

a reply to: FinalCountdown

As bad as W. was , man he was entertaining and would probably be a fun guy to get wasted with. So would Trump.

Man... way to be a bunch of buzzkills with my joke. I list a funny and you guys come in to cheerlead Trump instead.

a reply to: Krazysh0t

Apparently I've spent waaaay too much time watching the Simpsons, since I knew every single one.

The Trump ones were pretty obvious, especially the one using his daughters name. They really could have picked better ones for him. There is so much material to choose from, I don't understand why they went with most of the ones they did.