A sentence with 8 words and three lies.

Some fun but due to the sensitive nature please choose your own nationality between “ ”

Competent “????” with transport is looking for work

The two places to use I is so that it’s grammatically correct.
I is the 9th letter of the alphabet.

Competent "White face" wins millions in amputee race.

??? did i do it right?

Deranged White Male with rabies is looking for blood.

OR

Poor Black Male in a limousine wants justice.

It's like, new age Haiku or something.

a reply to: ICycle2

I'm not sure if I understand the rules here but I'll try.
Kleptomaniac will guard your belongings.

a reply to: Macenroe82; r0xor; Skid Mark

Sorry guys but I do like your answers. It is actually a very stupid post as it will be difficult to understand outside my country. Although it’s a joke I cannot post what must really come between “ ” as it could offend some people from my area. In my home language and country it’s only 7 words and only means the three lies are:

1) Competent
2) Transport
3) Looking for work

Competent “Neanderthal” with transport is looking for work. I’m putting in the Neanderthal because they are not around to be offended

The old time jokes are better where they hide food stamps under the work boots and stuff like that.