posted on Jul, 17 2015 @ 06:12 PM
This a true story.
I used to work on Miami Beach. During my lunch break I went to get some food. On the way to get lunch a homeless person stopped me.
He says, "What is the greatest nation on the planet?"
I looked at him warily and asked. "I don't know? What nation would that be?"
With a flourish he puts out his hand and says, "Donation."
So I look at this guy and with some quick thinking I reply, "Well I'm from Procrastination. So I'll get you tomorrow."
He didn't look very pleased at my answer. But I left with a smile.