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Ask me a stupid question I will give you a stupid answer .

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posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 11:27 AM
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originally posted by: FinalCountdown
I know there's no such thing as a stupid question, but I just dug up a skeleton with a bag of gold coins. Should I lick the skeleton's stupid skull for good luck or just keep the gold coins?

Sorry to sound so lost and stupid, its just that treasure hunting is new stupid hobby of mine.

Thanks in advance for your totally stupid advice.




Thank you for maintaining the stupid spirit of the stupid thread. I guess the truly stupid person would attempt to extract DNA. In the attempt to find the stupid skeletons descendent and return the gold coins to its stupid descendants .

But be warned it is my belief that natural selection does not have any affect on the stupid Gene. So if you succeed in that quest you're very likely to run into fourth or fifth generation stupid and that could be quite a shock on your sensibilities .




posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 11:28 AM
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a reply to: Greathouse

Q: why what blue am I still doing on this forum?


edit on 15-7-2015 by Layaly because: carefree



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 11:29 AM
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Has anyone seen my stupid nailgun?



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 11:32 AM
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a reply to: Greathouse

Thanks for that stupid response.
Too late though, I licked it!!

My tooounnge iisss sweeellllingg uauap



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 11:36 AM
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originally posted by: beezzer
Has anyone seen my stupid nailgun?


in a massacre?



I never know if u guys are saying obvious jokes or not
the movie looks like a classic



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 11:44 AM
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Q: can I catch fire to claim insurance?


&


Q: where can I insure my uni corns
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posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 11:46 AM
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originally posted by: Layaly

originally posted by: beezzer
Has anyone seen my stupid nailgun?


in a massacre?



I never know if u guys are saying obvious jokes or not
the movie looks like a classic


How can I go to a stupid massacre if I can't find my stupid nailgu-. . . oh wait, nevermind.

It's in my hand, now don't I feel stupid!



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 11:52 AM
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a reply to: beezzer

I gotta admit you are super scary Sir

slap my silly slap mine sideways

my crazies forgot to add:




bunny nail gun gang

Q999: how do I become immortal ?
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posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:00 PM
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originally posted by: Layaly




I gotta admit you are super scary Sir




That's what my stupid therapist is always saying.

Well, what he USED to say. . . . . .



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:06 PM
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a reply to: beezzer

what the....................., noooooo

noooooooooono seriously too good

highest respect

nah gotta back out just keep running don't stop



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:09 PM
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originally posted by: Layaly
a reply to: beezzer



what the....................., noooooo



noooooooooono seriously too good



highest respect



nah gotta back out just keep running don't stop


Ironically, that's exactly what my therapist said. . . . .



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:10 PM
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Here is a stupid one. How stupid do you have to be to ask a stupid question. and then gag on this stupid beer!



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:12 PM
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originally posted by: slapjacks
Here is a stupid one. How stupid do you have to be to ask a stupid question. and then gag on this stupid beer!


That sounds like a test question, no-one told me there'd be a test on this stupid thread! I didn't study!

Can I copy off of yours?



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:14 PM
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originally posted by: slapjacks
Here is a stupid one. How stupid do you have to be to ask a stupid question. and then gag on this stupid beer!

Just stupid enough to forget one stupid rule, "drink then breathe" . Lol



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:14 PM
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How can I teach my stupid cat to poop in the toilet instead of the litter box?



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:17 PM
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originally posted by: works4dhs
How can I teach my stupid cat to poop in the toilet instead of the litter box?



For me I found it pretty stupid to try and teach a cat anything. The stupid cat has to want to do it on his own .



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:23 PM
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originally posted by: Greathouse

originally posted by: works4dhs
How can I teach my stupid cat to poop in the toilet instead of the litter box?



For me I found it pretty stupid to try and teach a cat anything. The stupid cat has to want to do it on his own .


I taught my stupid cat algebra.

But I had to make sure that every answer was either "meow" or making potty in the stupid litter box.



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:24 PM
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a reply to: beezzer

as long as you have a cold one for me, I'm stuck in my office for another 3.5 hours. Getting mighty thirsty!



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:30 PM
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originally posted by: beezzer

originally posted by: Greathouse

originally posted by: works4dhs
How can I teach my stupid cat to poop in the toilet instead of the litter box?



For me I found it pretty stupid to try and teach a cat anything. The stupid cat has to want to do it on his own .


I taught my stupid cat algebra.

But I had to make sure that every answer was either "meow" or making potty in the stupid litter box.


I hope you didn't look at the stupid cat in the eyes why you did that. Or you will now answer any algebra question as meow and have the sudden urge to poop in a stupid box .



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 12:46 PM
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a reply to: Greathouse

i just saw a commercial GreathouseNo 1 (autocorrect i just went with it)
toilet paper from rain forest what's up with that

thank jebus I am no human
sorry can't get pass the nights stupidity test
can't sleep is 2am here



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