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I Didn't Get Gay Married Today

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posted on Jul, 11 2015 @ 05:24 PM
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I'd get some lube...




posted on Jul, 11 2015 @ 05:28 PM
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a reply to: Reverbs

Yay! Ok, Same-Sex Marriage can take Credit for all the good things that happen now!



posted on Jul, 11 2015 @ 05:31 PM
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Well, like I say and most likely all the old comedians will say...Gay people have just as much right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Cheers!



posted on Jul, 11 2015 @ 05:32 PM
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originally posted by: Darth_Prime
a reply to: Reverbs

Yay! Ok, Same-Sex Marriage can take Credit for all the good things that happen now!


Dude... Ok my brother just walked in begging for $1 bills.. I don't know didn't ask. I had that $5 and he traded it for a $10..
I'm back up to the same money I started with and I have 2 packs of cigs and 2 beers..

Today is lucky for me..

I'll blame it on gay marriage for the threads sake. Otherwise I'm off topic.



posted on Jul, 11 2015 @ 05:38 PM
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a reply to: Reverbs

I for one, am glad you are happy.



posted on Jul, 11 2015 @ 05:40 PM
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originally posted by: whyamIhere
I'd get some lube...


Whatever makes you happy.



posted on Jul, 11 2015 @ 05:47 PM
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a reply to: Reverbs



I'm sure we are happy to take any credit that is not negative and not the usual "Bringing the worlds end" "taking away first amendments" etc

Positive thinking is always a good thing



posted on Jul, 11 2015 @ 05:54 PM
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a reply to: Darth_Prime

Gay marriage makes me happy all on its own. I didn't think it would so much.
Makes me feel more free.

positive thinking for the win.




posted on Jul, 11 2015 @ 09:50 PM
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a reply to: projectvxn


Today I even went out to my local Kansas college district, hung out at a trendy liberal coffeehouse, and still didnt develop a taste for the phallus, nor did I buy a Streisand album.

Hahahahaha, without enough sugar, most of the Big Coffee outlets taste like dick.

Not that I would know.



I'm still me. I'm still a straight dude who loves his wife and kids.

The correct term is "spouse". You better start practicing that term. Its been the only byproduct I've seen so far that's not worth swallowing, lol.

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posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 12:28 AM
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No. You may not feel the consequence now, but the butterfly wings do cause hurricanes.

And when that hurricane hits, its going to destroy us



posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 01:06 AM
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a reply to: HAZE3

Uh huh.

Please explain to me, in detail, how this is going to destroy us.

I'll wait.



posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 01:23 AM
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a reply to: projectvxn

I sure hope you are patient because people like you cant be told the truth, it has to be shown to you.

So go ahead, wait. Time will show the truth.



posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 01:33 AM
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a reply to: HAZE3

You'll be waiting a long time. I live in a place where we have had legalized same sex marriage for 12 years. Nothing has happened as a result of God's wrath or the breakdown of the family unit/society. If anything, we have more stable families than before.



posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 01:38 AM
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a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

If you think 12 years is a long enough time to prove a lack of decay in society, you've got another thing coming.

Like i said, I hope you are patient.
edit on 12-7-2015 by HAZE3 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 01:39 AM
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a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

Shhhh...

Stop trying to ruin their little fear-mongering fantasies.




posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 01:49 AM
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originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

Shhhh...

Stop trying to ruin their little fear-mongering fantasies.



Fear is for the faint of heart. Instead be prepared.



posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 02:53 AM
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a reply to: HAZE3

There isn't an eye roll emoji big enough in all creation to do your post justice.

Be prepared?, LOL be prepared to be laughed at in this life & the next.
K~



posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 03:00 AM
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originally posted by: projectvxn
I have not been kidnapped by a group of rabid gay men and forced to get gay married...

Now that IS a conspiracy!!



posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 03:20 AM
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originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

Shhhh...

Stop trying to ruin their little fear-mongering fantasies.



Just trying to prevent undue costs on the healthcare system. All that fear and stress can't be good for their health.



posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 03:56 AM
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originally posted by: HAZE3

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

Shhhh...

Stop trying to ruin their little fear-mongering fantasies.



Fear is for the faint of heart. Instead be prepared.






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