that's not a crazy bear story. here's a crazy Bear story....
so me and my buddy are fishing up at lake mammoth and we decide to get a room at the local hotel for the night cause we aint sleeping in the car
so we walk in to reception for the check in and are greeted by the hottest Eva longoria look alike. she's sitting behind the counter all dolled up
wearing a skirt suit.
we flirt back and forth then some huge repulsive fat slob with a stained shirt comes out from the office in back holding two sticks and says "Maria
the bears back in the garage go get rid of it" and hands her the sticks.
me and my friend look at each other like what?
she stands up and is like 8 months pregnant and looks like she's carrying twins or something. she waddles out back with the sticks and disappears
her heels clacking off into the distance.
here's what we hear next.
hot Eva longoria look alike who's super pregnant in a heavy Colombian Latin accent:
"Get!!! Get away!!! clack clack clack.
hot Eva longoria preggers chick:
"GET!!! Get away!!! Bad bear!!!!" clack clack clack of the sticks again.
Me and my buddy are looking at each other like WTF you sent the pregnant woman to chase off the bear this is wrong.
a minute later the Eva longoria look alike walks back in plops down behind the counter and finishes checking us in, not even mentioning the whole bear
encounter like it never happened.
the parking garage btw was underground and only had one way in or out.
now that's a crazy bear story. a hot Eva longoria look alike 8 months pregnant dressed in a skirt suit, six inch heels, chandelier earrings, yelling
at a bear with a pair of sticks while trapped in an underground parking lot.
edit on 11-7-2015 by BASSPLYR because: (no reason
edit on 11-7-2015 by BASSPLYR because: (no reason given)