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Shriners Are Training Children To Be Ninja Assassins

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posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 12:10 AM
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originally posted by: KAOStheory

originally posted by: LoneWanderer1307

originally posted by: Junkheap
The guys I saw driving the little cars in the parade are training kids to be deadly ninja assassins? Really? Get a grip man.





It will be too late when they launch their New World Order Agenda 21 Jade Helm Martial Law UFO ninja assault...

Buy Alex Jones' latest book and find out how to detox your colon. THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO READ THIS BOOK!


Jones shill. Screenshotted for prosperiteh, fire @ will.




Do you know what humor is, comedy, sarcasm, satire, parody?

Maybe Big Pharma makes a prescription to help you understand how to laugh?




posted on Jul, 12 2015 @ 12:18 PM
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originally posted by: LoneWanderer1307

originally posted by: KAOStheory

originally posted by: LoneWanderer1307

originally posted by: Junkheap
The guys I saw driving the little cars in the parade are training kids to be deadly ninja assassins? Really? Get a grip man.





It will be too late when they launch their New World Order Agenda 21 Jade Helm Martial Law UFO ninja assault...

Buy Alex Jones' latest book and find out how to detox your colon. THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO READ THIS BOOK!


Jones shill. Screenshotted for prosperiteh, fire @ will.




Do you know what humor is, comedy, sarcasm, satire, parody?

Maybe Big Pharma makes a prescription to help you understand how to laugh?


Did you know that those things don't translate to text well? Especially on ATS.
I and everyone else who thought you were serious are relieved to hear you were not, but you may want to grasp the fact that most people here thought you were.



posted on Jul, 13 2015 @ 10:13 PM
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This thread made me laugh so hard I nearly peed my knickers....



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 12:26 AM
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originally posted by: KAOStheory

originally posted by: LoneWanderer1307

originally posted by: KAOStheory

originally posted by: LoneWanderer1307

originally posted by: Junkheap
The guys I saw driving the little cars in the parade are training kids to be deadly ninja assassins? Really? Get a grip man.





It will be too late when they launch their New World Order Agenda 21 Jade Helm Martial Law UFO ninja assault...

Buy Alex Jones' latest book and find out how to detox your colon. THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO READ THIS BOOK!


Jones shill. Screenshotted for prosperiteh, fire @ will.




Do you know what humor is, comedy, sarcasm, satire, parody?

Maybe Big Pharma makes a prescription to help you understand how to laugh?


Did you know that those things don't translate to text well? Especially on ATS.
I and everyone else who thought you were serious are relieved to hear you were not, but you may want to grasp the fact that most people here thought you were.



Some things are so blatantly ridiculous they are clearly satire, parody, etc, because the only way in which they could be meant seriously would be if they were coming from a truly delusional mind. I do not style myself delusional, but then again I would grant that most crazy people probably do not think themselves to be crazy...

Anyway, your point is well-made...

There are many genuinely insane off the wall types who would sound the alarm over any and all conspiracies, real or imagined.



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 01:44 AM
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a reply to: LoneWanderer1307

Yea there's been plenty of serious ones that we hoped were jokes, and I've had my own sarcasm taken as serious on here as well.



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 02:47 PM
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originally posted by: CIAGypsy

This thread made me laugh so hard I nearly peed my knickers....



Do you know the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on me.



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 02:51 PM
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a reply to: JoshNorton

I read that four times before I got it.

I feel like an idiot and now need a beer!



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 02:53 PM
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a reply to: JoshNorton

Welcome back you sick bastard.



posted on Jul, 15 2015 @ 11:26 PM
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originally posted by: JoshNorton

originally posted by: CIAGypsy

This thread made me laugh so hard I nearly peed my knickers....



Do you know the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on me.




You aren't the first person who has proposed that to me....certainly probably won't be the last! Lol...



posted on Jul, 16 2015 @ 07:21 AM
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