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Alien t'was the night before Christmas...

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posted on Dec, 27 2004 @ 09:58 AM
This is really kind of BTS stuff, but I wanted to be sure the alien fans read this...just a little ditty I came up with and thought it was pretty cute...

Twas the night before Christmas,
And all over the board,
No members were posting,
They all just snored.

The topics were assigned
To their forums with care,
In hopes that no trolls,
Would find their way there.

The members were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
While visions of conspiracies,
Danced in their heads.

And I in my basement,
And tin foil hat,
Sat waiting in earnest,
With a big baseball bat!

When out in the yard,
There arose such a clatter,
I sprang to the window,
To see what was the matter!

And to what to my wandering
Eyes did appear,
But a few gray aliens!
The dog cowered in fear!

They zapped me with something,
And it took me down fast,
In a matter of moments I felt
Something in my ass!

They probed and they probed,
To learn what I know not,
I woke up the next morning,
And it hurt quite a lot!

I soon found a scar,
In the nape of my neck,
But at least I was alive,
So eh? What the heck!

It must be an implant,
I thought with a grin,
But I get in a few stations,
By twitching my chin!

The tin foil hat,
Didnt work in the end.
A chastity belt,
Is what Id recommend!

If you hear a noise on Christmas
Up on the roof,
It might not be Santa,
Or a reindeer hoof.

It could be the Grays,
With zappers in hand,
So warn all your friends,
Throughout the land!

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