posted on Jul, 8 2015 @ 08:18 AM
Holy cow. Creation is not scientific. Evolution is not alone. The bible is not fact. Moses did not part the "red sea". Noah did not save the
animals. The new testament is based on fiction. Jesus was an alien abduction experiment. God could care less. Sure the Earth is flat. The pope
wears funny shoes and hats.
If you build it they will laugh. It will rain 40 days and 40 nights. The golden calf and the ark of the covenant, yummy what's for dinner? Let my
people go you schmo. Why do people believe this crap? I have daddy issues and I suck my thumb. Could I have some anti-depressants? For he is a
jolly good fellow and if I am a good little kid I will get candy.
I can see clearly now that I have these 20 commandments on 4 tablets, oops dropped 2 of them errrr, 10 commandemnts on these 2 tablets...dumb burning
bush, bad burning bush...bad, bad, bad...Holy cow...how did George get on this mountain, why was Cheney shooting at the bird in the Bush? It wasn't
even dinner time yet.
Wait a second, hold on, I have to answer a text message from God. What was that God...what happened to all the gold, oil and diamonds you left for
me? Well, lets see...
I hid all the g
I sell the o
il and hold people hostage with it and oh yeah....
I kill everyone to keep the d
iamonds all for me....HAHAHAHA!!!!!
What is that you say god? I got it all wrong? FFS.
edit on 8-7-2015 by soulpowertothendegree because: (no reason given)