posted on Jun, 27 2015 @ 02:01 PM
If i could ask a alien a single question I would imagine the dialog would go like this.
Sees alien in my front yard, runs up excitedly to talk to it. Alien turns to acknowledge me.
Bassplyr: "so uh, Mr alien do you guys have like a beam that can you know..."
Alien: gives puzzled look
Bassplyr: "you know like a ray gun that can make things, you know...a giganticizer"
Alien: gives further strange looks
Bassplyr: "I dont know what the word would be in your language, but you know a enlarging ray..." glances down at crotch. "You know that can..."
Alien: (finally speaks) "that can make you bigger?"
Bassplyr: "yeah!! For my-"
Alien#2 communicating with alien number one through aliens helmet: ""damnit Gaweegbop!! The tour guide was right!! The overdeveloped prairy apes of
Sol 3 are a bunch of perverts. I told you we should have gone on vacation to epsilon eridani! Let's leave!!!"
Alien: turns and scurries back to the space ship. bassplyr following loosley behind still inquiring about a endowment ray.
Bassplyr: " hey where you going? I was told by Mr Johnson down the street that, you know, you guys could help me. Wait don't close the saucer door
(bangs on hull) I already ordered special underwear on the internet, and a wheel barrow!!!"
Space ship flies off into space at incomprehensible speed.
edit on 27-6-2015 by BASSPLYR because: (no reason given)