if you could ask an alien 1question what would it be

Well, wishing to protect my forward nether regions, I would first ask them how do you greet one another on a daily basis.

a reply to: Nyiah

Yeah what If they taste like better then bacon? we could nick their tech and eat em.
I really hope that the plan to beam the internet into space doesn't happen because I think they may eat me...

a reply to: rebellion7

"Your place or mine?"

originally posted by: boymonkey74
a reply to: Nyiah

Yeah what If they taste like better then bacon? we could nick their tech and eat em.
I really hope that the plan to beam the internet into space doesn't happen because I think they may eat me...

I like streaky bacon...microwaved, much more than a kick in the nuts!

i would ask it 'what do you want?'

At the end of the day we wouldn't ask the visitors anything anyway.

We would TELL them: Over there, form an orderly queue, etc

Are your woman better looking than you? Oh please excuse me I'm sorry.

a reply to: rebellion7

Would you be willing to help us? We don't know what the hell we are doing.
a reply to: rebellion7

What are you going to do with that thing you have in your hand!? a reply to: rebellion7

Could I have a ride on your ship. Please and thank you.

Can you help me get off this awful world?

"So you come here often?"

Would you please take me to your leader. There is no intelligent life here.

a reply to: rebellion7

Pardon me but....



...got any?

originally posted by: Nyiah
a reply to: Forensick

I don't have my glasses on & I have a hell of a nasty cold. At least I caught the one word I missed rewriting the end of that sentence. Most of the time, I type lightning fast keeping up with the speed of my thoughts, and make plenty of similar "how'd that get there?" misplaced word errors.

Yeah it was a quick pick up that's why I deleted my comment, it was only supposed the be funny though, not offensive.

Well, apart from "are you served best with a white wine sauce or gravy?"...

My question would be "what is your understanding of the universe at large, and it's occupants."

Another question would be "can you predict/influence future lottery results..."

Does our life have meaning? What is it?

"what time is it?"

That should lead to an interesting discussion about the concept of "time" in general.

a reply to: rebellion7

I would ask them if they have any females that i could breed with.

eta: i dunno if im attracted to greys (pretty sure that gross me out).... but if it was one of them Nordic females we heard so much about, then im in!