If god were ...

a reply to: Jonjonj

If god was a monkey all the money in the world would be bananas, if god were a rabbit all the money in the world would be carrots, etc.

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree
a reply to: Jonjonj

If god was a monkey all the money in the world would be bananas, if god were a rabbit all the money in the world would be carrots, etc.

This is a good one.

If god were a monkey, and all the money was bananas, would he allow only certain people to have banana trees?

originally posted by: pthena
a reply to: Jonjonj

If god were a real god would he allow people to write his autobiography?

Would he allow people of differing opinion to determine his will?

Who would get the bulk of inheritance from that will?

If god were a real god, would he allow those who did write his autobiography to make up stories for their own benefit?

Good questions.

a reply to: Jonjonj

yes. only the rabbits.