Your yard has become Relentlessly Gay.

I nearly spat coffee over my computer this morning when I came across this story.



www.smh.com.au...

Yards are manly places. They are a land of barbecues, lawnmowers and tool sheds - the domain of macho men and the home of comfortable, suburban, non-threatening family life.

You certainly wouldn't want anything gay-ing it up. So after Julie Baker of Baltimore hung a row of multicoloured solar lights in her yard, she claimed that she received a letter of complaint from a concerned neighbour.

Fair enough, perhaps - any responsible parent would obviously be worried about the power of the offending lights to recruit youngsters to the Relentlessly Gay cause.

But the letter went further, threatening to involve law enforcement agencies in the fight against the rainbow jars.

Hilarious stuff, you couldn't make this up.

What's next in the terrible advance of the 'gay agenda'? Soon they'll be colonising suburbs and forcing all people to have rainbow bottles in their yards.

There's nothing not to love in mason jars, bright colors and solar... what is wrong with people?! It is funny bit still sad.

That's utterly ridiculous. If it were me, I would make things even 'gayer', and set up a camera, so that when the "concerned home owner" undoubtedly came to leave another note, I could ID them. Then, well, I'd probably spend the night in jail for punching my neighbor in the face.

Edit to add: As a 100% heterosexual male, I think those lights are pretty cool!

I just can't...

That's just...

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...sad.

That's the only word I could think of. How is a row of rather pretty colored jars an offense against God? I've never understood that.

That's nothing.

I recently saw a rainbow, it went gay as well.

Might as well start wearing a dress. The world has fallen to the "Gay".

a reply to: cuckooold

Wow, a new kind of Stupid! Uh-may-zing.

Be careful not to go near the multicoloured lanterns children, you might catch gay now.

Bahahahahaha gotta love those crazy Christians sometimes.

This is sad!

I have been watching the 'dumbification' of this country for a few years and now and sadly have come to terms with the premise that the movie "Idiocracy' is a documentary.

Nice colors! I would report the note as trespassing to local LEO and let them know that you feel the note constitutes "hate Speech". There is no reason not to manipulate the stupid systems in place to your advantage (if you don't you may be the victim).

Skittles tells us to taste the rainbow.....

originally posted by: snowspirit
Skittles tells us to taste the rainbow.....

Clearly they are of the devil.

My neighbors and I are in the process of chasing all the butterflies, lightning bugs, and tiny dogs out of our neighborhood. Just doing my part.

a reply to: cuckooold

Maybe I'm just being cynical, but this isn't passing the sniff test for me. I smell bs. The letter seems off to me.

Funny this turned into a fundraiser and has net 26k so quickly.

Your yard has become Relentlessly Gay.

Not my yard it looks More like junk yard or I'm always having a yard sale. I mowed my grass last year and found a boat

a reply to: cuckooold

No multi-colored Christmas lights in her neighborhood, I bet.

Some people really should just

originally posted by: Aleister
My neighbors and I are in the process of chasing all the butterflies, lightning bugs, and tiny dogs out of our neighborhood. Just doing my part.

So you and a group of men chase butterflies, lightning bugs, and tiny dogs?

Gay.

a reply to: cuckooold

Signed: Concerned Home Owner.

It should be signed as "Shameless Coward".


Let the coward call the police that way the homeowner will know who her lawyer needs to focus on. Merika!!

originally posted by: grimpachi
Merika!!

...Except this happened in Australia....

originally posted by: Ksihkehe
a reply to: cuckooold



Maybe I'm just being cynical, but this isn't passing the sniff test for me. I smell bs. The letter seems off to me.



Funny this turned into a fundraiser and has net 26k so quickly.

At least I wasn't the only one thinking it. It just seems too stupid to be believed. She claims and then raises money with it?

a reply to: admirethedistance

HAHA. I read it was in Baltimore and thought they were referencing Maryland.

a reply to: grimpachi

I hadn't even noticed it said Baltimore. I just saw the web address and the Sydney newspaper lol. There's a Baltimore in Australia? Mind. Blown.