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posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 03:54 PM
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Ok, time to lay the record straight.

Just because I can remember back a few billion years doesn't mean my memory works any differently than anyone else's.

I remember a handful a key moments mostly, traumas and those close to me.

The Mars calamity.

Walking to the springs from my home in Atlantis, with my little black cat.

The founding members of the academy.

How to pronounce what little Latin I know, so much for dead languages.

The waitress that I rolled my eyes at, the night I started writing Principia.

The unfinished note on my desk, the night I died.

The last time I knowingly spoke to my wife, back in high school.

Out of the whole 2 years the only thing I can remember her saying is "@#$% like rabbits on acid".

Have fun connecting the dots. Wait, I'll do it for you.

Newton, Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus and Carl Sagan.

Socrates, Shakespeare, Orwell, Huxley and Martin Luther King.

Beethoven, Lennon, Hendrix, Nowell and Curt Cobain.

So many names, so little time.

I do math, I write and I sing - you get the point.

The irony, of course, is that the name I'm best known for...

Is one I've never used!


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It's pronounced Yeh-shu-wa. Say it with me, now, Yeshua.

Surprise, you're on candid camera!

I am the official I am channel.

We're currently broadcasting on all frequencies though, please stay tuned.

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PS I've finally decided to take everyone's advice and write a book.

The big book of Q puns, not coupons.

The book that took a billion years to write and will never be finished.

Bulls on Parade - Id est cunctum. (Ah, bilingual puns...)





posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: CretumOrbis

Put me on the list for ordering the book. I wish to wait until it is at the printer's before I have to pay for it however.

I suggest that you produce it in installments, however. That way those of us interested won't have to wait.



posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 04:26 PM
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You remember the cool people, of course.

What about the not-so-cool people?



posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 04:58 PM
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a reply to: CretumOrbis

Pleased to meet you........



posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 05:17 PM
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a reply to: NthOther
a reply to: HotMale

Oh, I was getting to that, and hats off once again to all the bulls in the room.

If you missed it in our last thread, this is a telepathic collaboration.

The last one, in particular, was between my wife and I, David Icke, Zack de la Rocha, and Stephen Colbert. (mainly)

This one's everyone, and we're all calling out the Archons this time.

We all speak for the one, we're everywhere and we know them when we see them.

They manipulate, in the bad kind of way, and are what has been recently coined - the 1%.

That's all they are, too. Well, I do suppose they're sick disgusting ba@#$%ds.

They like to kidnap, rape, kill and start wars. We don't like that bull@#$%.

We're here to say it will no longer be tolerated. It ends right @#$%ing now.

We've been taking our time getting to the real punchline, partially to torment them the way they do the rest of the world.

Mostly just for @#$%s and giggles, though!

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Please do accept our sincere apologies for all the run-around.

This channel and all others will remain open until the Archons are gone, sayonara as@#$%es.

Bulls on parade. Id est cunctum.

Please stay tuned.

PS - I'd really like to point out the bilingual pun in the title, especially to all the Japanese in the audience. Priceless.




posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 06:35 PM
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a reply to: Aliensun

That was inspired by someone asking "Will there be queues?"

After I got up off the floor, I sat back down at my chair and thought up about a paragraph worth of puns.

After I got up off the floor the second time I got the idea for the book and title and went to get a beer.

Trust me, there's no way I'll ever actually finish it.

I've never actually said this about anything with a straight face, but it's impossible.

Edit: They're scared pissless right now. Couldn't help it...


edit on 6/14/2015 by CretumOrbis because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 07:33 PM
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a reply to: CretumOrbis
So, as speaker for the universe, (a channel) as some of us are, you will selflessly give this information away on line. This forum is a good place to disseminate your wisdom (it is where I function). The more the merrier.



posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 08:33 PM
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I feel like I am a giant transmitter. Is there a forum for that?



posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 08:35 PM
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a reply to: vethumanbeing

Oh, I just have the honor of the final punchline.

John's been pointing them out for 17 years.

Not to mention all the bulls that have passed through his gates.

And Colbert's, and etcetera...

Also, both points in your signature are spot on - but please, I said capes off.




posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 08:50 PM
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a reply to: intunewithmyself

Well, we all are. Is that question sarcastic?



posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 08:59 PM
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originally posted by: CretumOrbis
a reply to: intunewithmyself

Well, we all are. Is that question sarcastic?

NO, not at all. No one knows I am a channel (until now) I've never disclosed it for fear of ridicule; signed as proxy for intunewithmyself.
edit on 14-6-2015 by vethumanbeing because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 09:02 PM
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originally posted by: intunewithmyself
I feel like I am a giant transmitter. Is there a forum for that?

There should be, usually (nearest to) [when it happens]; a person posts "I am God ask me any question". The ridicule is painful to witness especially if the forum chosen to open the OP is the wrong pick; "Skunkworks" or "Hoax", or "Conspiracies in Religion" (automatic crucifixion).
Also, if there was a forum for Channels, everyone disagreeing could automatically be removed as a troll (off topic). I wonder what would happen; this could be the best forum ever brought about other than Philosophy and Metaphysics.
edit on 14-6-2015 by vethumanbeing because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 09:16 PM
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originally posted by: CretumOrbis
a reply to: vethumanbeing

Oh, I just have the honor of the final punchline.

John's been pointing them out for 17 years.

Not to mention all the bulls that have passed through his gates.

And Colbert's, and etcetera...

Also, both points in your signature are spot on - but please, I said capes off.


Collie wears no cape. When I found out Colbert was not really a conservative I lost all respect for comedy; the exception would be Gods divine sense of the inane; the dance, as his humor RULES above all.



posted on Jun, 14 2015 @ 09:58 PM
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a reply to: vethumanbeing

I had NO idea. That was sarcasm for the fourth time in a row, just so we're clear.

a reply to: vethumanbeing

You may have missed it with all the points floating around, but I pretty much have free reign to say what I want, at this point.

I doubt the execs at Comedy Central knew about John's going away stunt, but...

Pretty much everyone here is in on the gag, staff especially.

This site was created for the sole purpose of taking the Archons down.

This plan's been in the works for thousands of years.

a reply to: vethumanbeing

Ok, that's 5. I'm seriously trying to be serious. I think.

Also, while I'm in here, a little birdy told me to point something out.

I posted my recollections of the Mars calamity over here.



posted on Jun, 15 2015 @ 02:26 AM
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You intrigue me CretumOrbis... Something about what you say, your message resonates very clearly. I'm not entirely sure what I think of you/this, I may have to just sit back and watch as the coming months unfold.



posted on Jun, 15 2015 @ 02:43 AM
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a reply to: CretumOrbis

We Are the guardians of the Archons, whatever you think you know, see, hear or feel are no more than a symbol in this time and age. We lay a pathway for the righteous heir, not princess or sons. You are defending that which is not given to you in nature but granted by our Lord. For new life to thrive the old must die.



posted on Jun, 15 2015 @ 08:37 AM
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a reply to: j1x1n

Our message is resonance.

Turn on the radio, you'll hear Indigoes.

Turn on the TV, you'll see Indigoes.

Open your mind, you'll know Indigoes.



(post by CretumOrbis removed for a serious terms and conditions violation)

posted on Jun, 15 2015 @ 08:58 AM
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a reply to: CretumOrbis

He is just a man who declares himself as a prophet, his teachings is false. A man made only by bidings to spread lies of fear. New dawn is a cold place for those who spreads fear.



posted on Jun, 15 2015 @ 09:36 AM
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a reply to: CretumOrbis

First, thank you for sharing. I know it must be quite difficult from your perspective, you know, dealing with folks who are "intellectually challenged".


Have fun connecting the dots.
First dot, where are all the everyday detractors that would come in here and rip you to pieces for your statements???

I have been connecting dots for 35 years, and I have to say it has been a blast, (smurk) a blast from the past.

Though I believe your sincerity and commitment involved in the present, ummmm, actions, sort of like "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness", or may be familiar to us old timers, Super Man.



But, I'm wondering if your memories of Mars are really accurate. Admittedly a great deal of time has elapsed since the devastation took place. And even in one point you stated

Most of a planet or moon's heat comes from it's molten core, assuming it has one.
Yes, assuming it has one.

There must be a very good reason why Superman hides the truth of the last dot




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