ISIS Executes 3 Pigeons on 'Spying' Charges

a reply to: xuenchen


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The CIA Plan to Use Cats as Spies

The Cat Who Couldn't Spy: A CIA Fail

originally posted by: snowspirit
I never even thought to look at birds genitals as they are flying overhead. Aren't they all covered up by their feathers?
What a warped way of thinking - who gives bird's privates a thought to begin with?

As for them spying, were they carrying little cameras?

Exactly what I was thinking. I wouldn't even know how to find birds genitals to begin with. They all look alike to me - uh - down there.

Who on earth can spot a birds genitals in the air? I can't even find them on canaries in the pet store!

Of course, since the Islamic State still cuts off women's "enjoyment spots" routinely, and makes "you know what" painful for women after the slicing and dicing of you know where - I would imagine the women are beyond frigid and unhappy when it comes to "submission".
www.nbcnews.com...

So I guess they have to fantasize about bird genitals - to the point where they hallucinate that they can spot bird genitals in the air! What a sorry state they have reduced their people too - all in the name of Shariah!

originally posted by: mekhanics
a reply to: xuenchen


Did you know?

The CIA Plan to Use Cats as Spies

The Cat Who Couldn't Spy: A CIA Fail

Now these.... SPY CATS.... they should execute them. With taxis.

At least ISIS won't be lusting after birds and mannequins:

ISIS Forces Iraq Shopkeepers to Veil Mannequins

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I wonder if they veil cows with all those exposed udders.

a reply to: butcherguy

It's no surprise the using cats for spies would be doomed to failure. Look at how well the world of competitve cat racing turned out in the 30's and 40's in England, otherwise we'd still be racing cats today.

Grandma says to the big bad pigeon

"My what big .........

feet?

you have!"

This is a test, this is only a test: can any of you ATSer's spot the genitals here?

If not then is is a Shariah compliant pigeon who is obviously not a spy,
if it were a spy then ......

a reply to: grandmakdw

You're on high or something? You're not being funny, you sound stoopid.

originally posted by: mekhanics
a reply to: grandmakdw

You're on high or something? You're not being funny, you're sounding stoopid.

Lighten up and learn how to spell.

Can you spot the genitals?

a reply to: grandmakdw

Yes, I know how to speell.

Yes, I can spot the genitals.

Yes, I know you're are trying to take the pi55 ...

I've heard that action was taken to send peace doves for peace and reconciliation, but they have refused.

originally posted by: mekhanics
a reply to: grandmakdw

Yes, I know how to speell.

Yes, I can spot the genitals.

Yes, I know you're are trying to take the pi55 ...

Really, you can spot the genitals?

Where?

All I see is curled feet?

Honestly, after all the fuss about bird genitals I searched google images, that's how old and bored I am, and could not find a single picture. This was the closest I could get to a "crotch shot".

Is this a male or female?

Could one really tell from looking up at a bird in flight? Is this a male or female? How do you know, what do you see that I am not?

Enlighten me, really, I just don't see it and think that they are mistaking feet for, you know what's.

If pi55 is some sort of insult, well I'm too old to understand it, if not then what you said just "flew" by me,
- old people grandma humor again. tee hee

It is funny that PETA is strangely silent about this.

originally posted by: JIMC5499

It is funny that PETA is strangely silent about this.

They might have to lodge a complaint with the World Court in The Hague.

RSPCA should rescue the pigeons.

Most birds do not have visible external genitalia.
Most birds do not have penises.
Geese, turkeys, the ostrich are the notable exceptions.
Bird intercourse is accomplished very quickly.

Most male birds have no phallus. In the males of species without a phallus, sperm is stored in the seminal glomera within the cloacal protuberance prior to copulation. During copulation, the female moves her tail to the side and the male either mounts the female from behind or in front (as in the stitchbird), or moves very close to her. The cloacae then touch, so that the sperm can enter the female's reproductive tract. This can happen very fast, sometimes in less than half a second.

Wikipedia: Bird anatomy

originally posted by: vonclod
Jeezus..let me off this spinning ball of insane people.

we would but theres no where else to go so youre stuck with us. one of us! one of us!

Who ratted on these pigeons! !!

Smells like fowl play

In all seriousness the isis religious police got a serious job to since they all are insert male reproduction organs.

a reply to: xuenchen

Well there it is...the stupidest thing I've read all day! Next they will be posting videos of them beheading pigeons.

a reply to: IShotMyLastMuse

Brilliant, your Humour deserves more than a star, first time i laughed for ages............