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Banter between Aussies,Americans and Brits :D.

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posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 09:58 AM
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I love it and I love that here on ATS we can have a joke and a crack at each other expense.
In the new rules topic it had just started getting right good and it has been closed.
So lets continue having a joke at each others expense here
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In all good fun btw I love you all.

Aussies always come to the UK to work why? because criminals always return to the scene of a crime
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Carry on.

Yup and me Dad always told me I would never be as funny as me face
....he was right Waaaaaaaaa!




posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:06 AM
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a reply to: boymonkey74
From the UK huh? The only place where the food is so bad that even a Canadian would insult you! lol



posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:07 AM
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a reply to: boymonkey74



finally fugly

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posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:09 AM
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a reply to: superman2012

Just blame Canada



posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:19 AM
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You late to the game man, but your a Northerner right so I wont blame you



posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:19 AM
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a reply to: MimiSia
Everytime I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.



posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:20 AM
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originally posted by: superman2012
a reply to: MimiSia
Everytime I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.




Burnnnnnnnn

something us Brits can get checked for free too

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posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:21 AM
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a reply to: superman2012

oh god that was priceless




posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:21 AM
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a reply to: crazyewok

get Obama care



posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:28 AM
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An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost.
Finally they came into some city. They saw a gentleman on the
sidewalk, so the gentleman pulled up to the curb, and the lady
let down her window and asked: "Excuse me, sir. Where are we?"
The gentleman on the street replied, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."
The lady rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said,
"We really are lost. They don't even speak English here!"



posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:30 AM
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originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: crazyewok

get Obama care


Obamacare.......the joke and the punch line



posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:30 AM
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a reply to: boymonkey74

lol I saw on ramzy show

a Chinese Aussie who now works in UK

talk about hells kitchen



posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:32 AM
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a reply to: superman2012

ok I am not going to reply to you

that was just too funny

otherwise I flood the place



posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:33 AM
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This one is too funny not to share!

On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said,
"Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a
land of outstanding natural beauty, it shall have tall majestic
mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautifully sparkling
lakes bountiful with carp and trout, forests full of elk and moose,
high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life,
and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the
inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they
shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth"
"But Lord" asked Gabriel "don't you think you are being too generous
to these Canadians?"
"Not really" replied God "just wait and see the neighbors I am going
to give them."



posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:39 AM
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Saw this one on Reddit the other day,

"The overcrowding of British prisons."




posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:41 AM
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a reply to: superman2012

i am on my phone

can't insert if anyone can I ll apreciate it

thank u

www.pinterest.com...
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posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:45 AM
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originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: superman2012

i am on my phone

can't insert if anyone can I ll apreciate it

www.pinterest.com...




posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:51 AM
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originally posted by: superman2012
An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost.
Finally they came into some city. They saw a gentleman on the
sidewalk, so the gentleman pulled up to the curb, and the lady
let down her window and asked: "Excuse me, sir. Where are we?"
The gentleman on the street replied, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."
The lady rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said,
"We really are lost. They don't even speak English here!"

Reminds me of where I live, near Buffalo, NY

Man in car: Where are we?
Man on street: Cheektowaga
Man in car: Hmm, that makes no sense. (speaks slowly) What expressway goes downtown?
Man on street: The Scajaquada
Man in car: (Frustrated) Where does the 190 go?
Man on street: Tonawanda.
Man in Car: Where...can ..I take..my wife ..to see a play and arts?
Man on street: Chataqua‎
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Man in car: (Speaks loudly) HOW DO I GET TO NIAGARA FALLS?
Man on street: I'm not deaf. It's farther down the 190. Follow the signs. Sheesh.
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posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:54 AM
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a reply to: superman2012

Walmart people


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posted on Jun, 6 2015 @ 10:56 AM
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Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.

Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it.

Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less.

Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means.

www.convictcreations.com...



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