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originally posted by: ketsuko
originally posted by: vethumanbeing
originally posted by: Stormdancer777
Science Takes It Back, Says Bacon Will Help You Live Longer
Read more at www.foodbeast.com...
Salt and nitrates, bacon is a cured product (you ingest?). You are mummifying your body before the death experience. You are what you eat.
Well let me think ... remembering my James Herriot, if I had to pick a method of body preservation as an English farmer, I think I'd go for their bacon every time of the peat bogs.
vhb: You reanimated?
ketsuko: Nah, just remembering his descriptions of the bacon the crusty old English hill farmers would. If they were mummifying themselves, it sounds like much more pleasant method than being buried in peat.
If Eating Bacon Was Deemed An Offense Punishable By Death...Then What?
originally posted by: theantediluvian
a reply to: BatheInTheFountain
My mistake I guess. Thread lost on a word. Oh well....MURIKA
That's an ironic statement in my opinion because this thread is something of a joke. Just about any time I see the words Muslim and bacon appear in the same sentence, the first thing I I think is "'MURICA!"
I would think to myself, damn, what a stupid world we live in, where people get upset about pictures, and where people get upset by people being upset about pictures, and where people need to think they have to ram their particular hatred/misconception/bigotry home by expressing it in such an absurd manner on internet forums.
originally posted by: intrepid
a reply to: xuenchen
What's the problem? Bacon isn't going anywhere. I loves me my bacon. Excellent at breakfast and awesome on an entree at supper. Would I digress from pig during my work time? Why not? I like beef, turkey and chicken too.