End of the world 'prophet' predicts HORROR earthquake to hit America in TWO DAYS

a reply to: Legman
He said around 4pm PT, so just shy of 3 hours.

Anyone in Cali seeing pretty lights in the sky? Keep an eye out for them and keep the whiskey handy, hold on tight, lol


Anyhoo, my two favorite posts from this thread so far:

originally posted by: beezzer

Screaming bunny is screaming.

and the second:

originally posted by: Soloprotocol

originally posted by: jimmyx
geez, I live in the central valley of California, and I only have 2 days? uhmmm....thanks for the info, I guess

Just be outside and ride it like you own it..

Great thread!

STM

Alright, the Zero Hour is getting closer. Anyone have any final statements to make to all mankind before the end of the world?

Whoever cancelled Firefly should burn in hell. More statues of me. Clothing should be optional.

That is all. Good night America.

a reply to: butcherguy


"Stand-By Central Control"

We will need to contact the great one "Korton" for the truth.

a reply to: Thorneblood

Wow, I love doom porn! Here's another great post that will live in ATS history, great one and actually quite true. Who knows what people in the future will dig up and consider gospel.

originally posted by: Thorneblood
a reply to: Legman

Or these are among our final statements to each other as a species. From these words our very legacy could one day be interpreted and debated by our distant relatives. So, for the sake of posterity, the person known as Thorneblood was actually a living god and momuments in the likeness of a pipe smoking sasquatch should be built across the land in his honor.

STM

Got the wine out, am kicking back waiting for another flood here in Austin. I wish all you Cali people luck,

STM

a reply to: Thorneblood

Clothing should be optional. 

For some, anyway.
I will do everyone a favor and keep mine on for now.

a reply to: butcherguy

If you have the confidence to let it swing, then that should be your thing.

didn't read the whole thread, apparently my time is limited, but there is also this - some dutch person who apparently fairly legitimately called the nepal quake says that there is going to be a big earthquake here in California.

q13fox.com...

originally posted by: dogstar23

originally posted by: newWorldSamurai
I'd first s#@t my pants if this happened. And then I'd have to rethink pretty much everything I believe.

Rethink, because of the poop in your pants or the prophecy? Cuz I've pooped myself after dangerous road food & no bathrooms in sight for 50+ miles. I won't lie, it changed me...but for the better.

Dude, I'm crying. Thank you for that.

originally posted by: Thorneblood
a reply to: butcherguy

If you have the confidence to let it swing, then that should be your thing.

I get into trouble when I get naked. Women want to marry me and I have stopped that train. Two times was rough enough, I think a third would be the end of me!
What I don't have confidence in right now would be the end of the world.

DOOM porn?

So Pixelated what exactly? lol

Probably a little late to add this, but this was possibly a viral ad campaign for the new Rock earthquake movie (San Andreas), that just so happened to hit theaters today, the same day this EQ was predicted for.

originally posted by: Blackmarketeer
Probably a little late to add this, but this was possibly a viral ad campaign for the new Rock earthquake movie (San Andreas), that just so happened to hit theaters today, the same day this EQ was predicted for.

Never hurts to add your 2 cents in a doom porn thread, but yes, that subject has been covered. There is a prediction that the movie will bomb.

a reply to: Blackmarketeer

Frank didn't appear to have anything but a crappy solar system program and his moms basement....


I'm thinking he either got screwed by Hollywood and needs to rework the deal or he really is a prophet of disaster

originally posted by: Blackmarketeer
Probably a little late to add this, but this was possibly a viral ad campaign for the new Rock earthquake movie (San Andreas), that just so happened to hit theaters today, the same day this EQ was predicted for.

or it was just another failed doom pr0n prediction like all the others...

twenty minutes!!! If I was in Cali I would be getting my rafts ready and swimsuits on!...



We no.... I'd probably be drinking beer like I am here in Texas atm

originally posted by: Thorneblood
Alright, the Zero Hour is getting closer. Anyone have any final statements to make to all mankind before the end of the world?

Whoever cancelled Firefly should burn in hell. More statues of me. Clothing should be optional.

That is all. Good night America.

Funny you should mention that because there was a topless woman walking down the street just a while ago. Topless. In a busy Los Angeles area. She must have gotten the clothing optional memo.

a reply to: blackmetalmist

because there was a topless woman walking down the street just a while ago. Topless. In a busy Los Angeles area

Were they real?
Maybe that is a silly question... it was LA.

a reply to: blackmetalmist
BTW....
any shaking going on? As in earthquakes?

originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: blackmetalmist
BTW....
any shaking going on? As in earthquakes?

YES!

Wait. . . no.

(I had onions with lunch)