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In 2016, Let's Bring Greatness Back to America.

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posted on May, 21 2015 @ 10:35 PM
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a reply to: johnwick

lol That was so stoopid.


Good man. Go knock your head against a wall now and come up with different conspiracies.
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posted on May, 21 2015 @ 10:42 PM
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a reply to: Legman

So stick Christians on an island

Is that your "tolerant" viewpoint


Do people even realize the hypocritical drivel that spews out of their mouths?

Look I'm a lesbian and having been a target for intolerance, there's no way I'd advocate it for someone I don't agree with

im dumbfounded right now by uour statement


Ps Rand Paul is apparently tho go to candidate according to ATS polls

Guess what ticket he's under? Republican.

Well that puts some people in a quandary doesn't it


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posted on May, 21 2015 @ 10:43 PM
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originally posted by: Legman
a reply to: johnwick

lol That was so stoopid.


Good man. Go knock your head against a wall now and come up with different conspiracies.


Huh?

I was just having some innocent fun making fun of election commercials and practices.

In a obviously politically inclined thread, at the beginning of the stupid assed presidential political cycle.

Sry you didn't enjoy it as much as I did!!
edit on 21-5-2015 by johnwick because: auto correct got me again



posted on May, 21 2015 @ 10:52 PM
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originally posted by: Lgbtlivesmatter
a reply to: Legman

So stick Christians on an island

Is that your "tolerant" viewpoint


Do people even realize the hypocritical drivel that spews out of their mouths?

Look I'm a lesbian and having been a target for intolerance, there's no way I'd advocate it for someone I don't agree with

im dumbfounded right now by uour statement


Ps Rand Paul is apparently tho go to candidate according to ATS polls

Guess what ticket he's under? Republican.

Well that puts some people in a quandary doesn't it



The op was being extremely sarcastic!!!!

This is a "spoof" op.

He was highlighting extreme examples of the republican party.

In a parady, that you are enforcing.



posted on May, 21 2015 @ 10:59 PM
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Question 1. Why do we need to bring grapenuts back to America?

Question 2. has anyone seen my glasses?



posted on May, 21 2015 @ 11:07 PM
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originally posted by: beezzer

Question 1. Why do we need to bring grapenuts back to America?



Because Euell Gibbons was exposed as a corporatist !!




posted on May, 21 2015 @ 11:10 PM
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The Curmudgeon party is OUTRAGED that someone is seeking to usurp OUR platform!www.facebook.com...
We were going to write it down later ....



posted on May, 21 2015 @ 11:18 PM
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originally posted by: cavtrooper7
The Curmudgeon party is OUTRAGED that someone is seeking to usurp OUR platform!www.facebook.com...
We were going to write it down later ....


You snooze, you lose, hippies!



posted on May, 21 2015 @ 11:22 PM
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a reply to: vexati0n

At last an up-front platform! And I thirty-second the nomination
for just #1 !
Some men achieve greatness, others have greatness thrust into them.
At least I can stock up on sufficient K-Y in time for 1/20/17.

Disclaimer: As an early retiree of the first category (scrUd), there's a period
of forty or forty-five years where countless others have preceded you:
and it's unlikely you would return without a 3-day pack and climbing gear.



posted on May, 21 2015 @ 11:29 PM
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originally posted by: johnwick

He was highlighting extreme examples of the republican party.

In a parady, that you are enforcing.


Extreme something, not sure what party carries the baton of delusion, but everyone of the OPs points is in the same category as Obama crowning himself king...

Why did I even post... lol



posted on May, 21 2015 @ 11:30 PM
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originally posted by: derfreebie
a reply to: vexati0n

At last an up-front platform! And I thirty-second the nomination
for just #1 !


Wait...all that or Clinton as President...Hmmm... tough choice...



posted on May, 21 2015 @ 11:41 PM
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originally posted by: vexati0n
Since everyone else in the country is doing it, I too have decided I will also seek the Republican Party nomination for president. Here is my nine-point plan to restore America's future:

1. Screw the poor, and screw minorities. Anyone who wants to get ahead in life should learn how to wake up white and rich every morning, like respectable people.

2. No abortions, no birth control, and no sex without a permit.

3. You can be gay, as long as you act straight in public and sleep in separate bedrooms.

4. We will prevent Sharia Law from taking over America by enforcing Mosaic Law.

5. No more taxes for anyone. All funds for public infrastructure shall be provided by the Good Lord when and if He sees fit.

6. Obamacare will be replaced with a system where you can see any doctor you want and can afford. If you cannot afford a doctor, then put yourself through medical school and heal yourself.

7. All immigration from non-American countries including California will be prohibited.

8. We will address climate change at such time as we deem it to be a reality. Until then, we advise everyone to wear shoes with progressively thicker soles to avoid rising sea levels, or as we would rather call it, "Freedom Seepage."

9. We preemptively declare victory in all future wars, and will bomb anyone who disagrees with that position.


Let me guess OP, you are a Gay black atheist female who got her free foreign scholarship degree from Berkeley...




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posted on May, 22 2015 @ 08:10 AM
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Um, Mr. President? I have a question regarding the sex permit thingy? That's just for single people, right? How are you going to enforce it?

Oh, right, you can watch through the TV in my bedroom.

Well, what are you going to do when all the prisons fill up? In a week.

I support you other issues, but you may lose my vote on this one.


edit on 22-5-2015 by chiefsmom because: clarify



posted on May, 22 2015 @ 08:16 AM
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Just a quick note to our american cousins. Your nothing special, your not a superior breed of human beings. Your just like the rest of us, but with a massive ego problem, your no better than the Chinese or Indians or the Europeans. So do us all a favour and pipe down. No one really wants to hear it apart from yourselves.



posted on May, 22 2015 @ 09:07 AM
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a reply to: vexati0n

#10. Clothing, etiquette and self respect shall remain optional at all Walmarts.

#11. Guns.

#12. The 2 main political parties shall be renamed Republicats and Democrains.

#13, Canada shall be officially recognised as the only true American state remaining in the Homeland.
edit on 22-5-2015 by Sublimecraft because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 22 2015 @ 11:38 AM
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a reply to: woodwardjnr

Then what are you doing on threads that deal with Americans?

It's too bad that you don't strive for greatness for your own country....

Therefore, "pipe down"....



posted on May, 22 2015 @ 11:54 AM
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a reply to: nwtrucker I don't need to strive for greatness we are great. That's why it's called Great Britain. Not Great america. So pipe down sunshine or we'll come back over there and teach you some manners. We might even let you be part of something great again, but doubtful with your attitude



posted on May, 22 2015 @ 12:20 PM
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a reply to: woodwardjnr

Well said, sir.

I'd rebut that you've already had your arses handed to you twice by we 'ill-mannered ' chaps on this side of the pond...


At the moment, we're somewhat tied up trying to fix your machinations in the ME and are still suffering from your Suez Canal fixations from 'Egypt right back to Israel's birth.

However, if your so inclined to 'visit' us a third time, we are more than willing to implement further 'tough love' on our aging and dementia suffering parents,,,,,



posted on May, 23 2015 @ 02:43 PM
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a reply to: woodwardjnr

Ok, I won't get sucked into this, but what is it that makes Great Britain so great? Yes, you guys had Isaac Newton and Shakespeare, but your cuisine is generally bland. And from what I have heard, the weather is not that hot.
edit on 23-5-2015 by openminded2011 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 23 2015 @ 03:50 PM
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a reply to: openminded2011 I appreciate our food probably doesn't have enough calories for the American palate, but it's not as bad as some like to make out and since when has temperature been the mark of a great nation. I mean the Middle East is very hot and basically a sand pit



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