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The "UK Madness Forum"??

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posted on May, 15 2015 @ 06:14 AM
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a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Lol
I had no idea




posted on May, 15 2015 @ 06:50 AM
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Tea variations are as follows -

Whoopie Goldberg - Black nun (none)
Julie Andrews - White nun
Riggs - White one
Murtaugh - Black one
NATO - White, two (default setting)

These are the only standard variations for tea. Please do not ask for deviations to this as refusal often offends.

That is all.



posted on May, 15 2015 @ 07:20 AM
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a reply to: PaddyInf

Are you not forgetting the foremost and most consumed version of the traditional cuppa?:

The Builder: Two sugars, milk, then mash the bag in the cup until the resulting infusion is so thick that you can stand your spoon in it.



posted on May, 15 2015 @ 08:10 AM
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a reply to: stumason

And I agree.

Tea is best served strong or not at all, who wants a p1ssy cup of water.

Anyway OP, Good idea about the UK forum, about time I say.






posted on May, 15 2015 @ 08:10 AM
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originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: PaddyInf

Are you not forgetting the foremost and most consumed version of the traditional cuppa?:

The Builder: Two sugars, milk, then mash the bag in the cup until the resulting infusion is so thick that you can stand your spoon in it.


There's actually a brand called builder's tea that is bloody lovely .
Morrisons sell it, best cuppa going.



posted on May, 15 2015 @ 08:23 AM
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a reply to: Sublimecraft
But it seems that Aussie girls can only put down men while speaking the American version of English.
"I am like..." -what is that supposed to mean? How can anybody resemble a statement? Makes no sense.



posted on May, 15 2015 @ 09:05 AM
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I have seen the future and it looks very bright chaps and chapesses (or chavs and chavesses)




posted on May, 15 2015 @ 09:06 AM
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a reply to: DISRAELI

Maybe it's the American men they are referring to, you know, talk to them on their level of BS - that NLBS that only poms and aussies can appreciate and the reason I, at least, love my yanks mates.




posted on May, 15 2015 @ 09:14 AM
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originally posted by: mirageman
I have seen the future and it looks very bright chaps and chapesses (or chavs and chavesses)



Comedic genius!

It's a shame theres no stars in this forum.

Another thought I had is which poor bugger is giong to get the job of moderating the forum.?



posted on May, 15 2015 @ 09:19 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific

We have UK mods. They're the only ones that will understand anything posted.



posted on May, 15 2015 @ 09:21 AM
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originally posted by: Zaphod58
a reply to: nonspecific

We have UK mods. They're the only ones that will understand anything posted.


That is a very good point, I imagine a US mod would be constantly trying to figure out if something was a compliment or an insult with all of the regional slang we have over here!



posted on May, 15 2015 @ 09:25 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific

By the time we figured one alert out, there would be twelve more.



posted on May, 15 2015 @ 11:05 AM
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originally posted by: mirageman
I have seen the future and it looks very bright chaps and chapesses (or chavs and chavesses)




That is AMAZING!!!

LOL




posted on May, 15 2015 @ 02:02 PM
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a reply to: and14263

And you're now my bestest mate!

21...I wish! My body didn't ache anywhere near as much back then....



posted on May, 15 2015 @ 02:09 PM
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a reply to: stumason

To be fair mate I thought you were in your 40's... at least




posted on May, 15 2015 @ 02:14 PM
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a reply to: blupblup

I was leaning towards at least 60.




posted on May, 15 2015 @ 02:18 PM
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a reply to: Zaphod58


Well I said at least.... I could see Pipe and Slippers and a flat cap.




posted on May, 15 2015 @ 02:23 PM
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a reply to: blupblup

And the cane to shake as he yells, "Get off my lawn you damn kids!"



posted on May, 15 2015 @ 02:24 PM
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a reply to: Zaphod58
That's very true. I've posted quite a few and the Yanks do not get irony they think I'm insulting them.
Just for our American friends, irony comes after washy and rinsie and dryee.



posted on May, 17 2015 @ 06:19 AM
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a reply to: stumason

I've just looked at your registration date!

Once over thirty it's obligatory for you to groan in achey pain when standing up or sitting down.




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