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Russian Shill and American Shill walk into a bar

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posted on May, 13 2015 @ 05:13 AM
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(Both are off duty and get along surprisingly well)

US SHILL: hey there Putinista long time no see.

RUSSIAN SHL: hey there, I'd call you Obamanista but no one in their right mind supports Obama

(Hehehe both laughing)

US SHILL: are there any good looking chicks in your cyber division

RUSSIAN SHL: no not really, all guys, there is one guy who posts as a woman on women forum, he is pretty good at it, he is probably gay

US SHILL: yeah same here, all guys, say how much are you guys paid, if impressive I'd be willing to switch sides

RUSSIAN SHL: dude I was just about to ask you the same thing

(Heheheh both laughing)




posted on May, 13 2015 @ 06:53 AM
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Looks more like a riddle



posted on May, 13 2015 @ 06:56 AM
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a reply to: TorinoFer
That isn't really working well as a joke. Rather heavy-handed, lacking in wit and humour.
If you're thinking of incorporating it into a stage act, I would suggest polishing up some of the lines and working on your delivery techniques.




edit on 13-5-2015 by DISRAELI because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 13 2015 @ 11:50 AM
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A Russian spy and an American spy walk into a bar.... of Polonium-210.. and die slow agonising deaths.

*badaboom tish*



posted on May, 13 2015 @ 02:36 PM
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Mmmmmm.

I can't be arsed looking for/uploading one so everyone will just have to close their eyes and visualise....

"Tumbleweed rolling slowly across a deserted street to a low whistle of a summer breeze "

Actually,



A Russian spy and an American spy walk into a bar.... of Polonium-210.. and die slow agonising deaths.

*badaboom tish*


Good save sn0rch

C'mon OP!
You can do better than this!



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