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Baltimore Area cop arrested for biting man's nuts outside of a bar.

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posted on May, 7 2015 @ 11:50 AM
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Officer Michael Flaig forgot that the nuts are in a bowl on top of the bar.

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How does someone like this even get to be a cop? Is it because forces are growing so large that the standards of hiring have been lowered to the point that people who would otherwise go to jail get to be police officers instead?




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posted on May, 7 2015 @ 11:53 AM
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a reply to: pilgrimOmega

A job for 2 of job age
Love Clockwork
Crazy stuff going on.



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 11:53 AM
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a reply to: pilgrimOmega

That is nuts, man..



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 11:54 AM
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The logistics of this just boggles the mind.



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 11:58 AM
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I thought it was only illegal to take your beer outside of the bar.
Not your snacks.
I hope those nuts were never on the floor for heaven's sake.



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 11:59 AM
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Why is everyone surprised? Apparently you've never eaten spicy Pork Boulettes (Pig balls). Once you've tried them you know they will come back to bite you.

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posted on May, 7 2015 @ 11:59 AM
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Where I live they charge extra for that.



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:02 PM
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This confirms what I've always suspected: police suck balls. This one just grazed them a little with his teeth.



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:03 PM
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a reply to: pilgrimOmega

I hope he gets charged with a sex crime.



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:05 PM
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posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:07 PM
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a reply to: greencmp

Haha, sure why not..anyone else would have a good possibility of getting that charge.



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:08 PM
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If you can't beat em bite em in the nuts. Seeing how it was a cop and all maybe roid rage and he was low on protein so he went straight for the nuts?



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:11 PM
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Two cannibals were eating dinner, the first cannibal says to his buddy, "How are ya doing?" The second cannibal says "I'm having a ball". The first cannibal says "You're eating too fast."



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:11 PM
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The new mantra when one is being extorted by the police should be "Don't bite my nuts bro!"



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:15 PM
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I used to think the cop was crazy, but now I can see he is....Nuts...Athankyou

The poor bar patron asked for a nutty butty....Cop just misheard him....Maybe??


When a drunk guy tells a cop to eat a #ick....He doesn't mean it to be taken literally....

I guess I will stop there on behalf of this poor mans scrot-diddly-ocious....



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:15 PM
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The new thing: bite a guy's sack, keep your job




"The Baltimore Police Department is investigating this matter and any further inquiries as to the circumstances of this arrest should be directed to them. The officer's police powers have been suspended and he has been placed on paid administrative duties.



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:23 PM
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originally posted by: HomerinNC
The new thing: bite a guy's sack, keep your job




"The Baltimore Police Department is investigating this matter and any further inquiries as to the circumstances of this arrest should be directed to them. The officer's police powers have been suspended and he has been placed on paid administrative duties.




The cop was telling his friends that this guy should be castrated so he can never reproduce....Got into an argument and the cop tried to take matters into his own mouth....How aren't cops like this (very clearly mentally unstable...I mean who the EFF bites a guy in the junk? FOR ANY REASON??) fired immediately and never allowed to return?



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:35 PM
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I just wanted to say thanks to all participating in this convo, a few good laughs and good questions about the state of the union at the same time can't be bad.



posted on May, 7 2015 @ 12:42 PM
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a reply to: pilgrimOmega

Thanks for having the balls to bring this to our attention.




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