George W Negotiating with himself in private

Now that we know that George W doesn't negotiate with himself in public, wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall when he does negotiate with himself in private. Imagine some of the amazingly detailed, highly intellectual conversations he must have with himself. Here's a sampling....


"If Osama Bin Laden has nukular weapons of mass destruction, did he hide them"

"No I think he would keep them out as a trophy for his friends to see"

"Hold on, I have to take this call - Hello Jesus, what's that? Please speak up I'm having trouble hearing you. Stem cells? No don't worry Jesus, I took all of the stems off of all the fruit in the house - won't find any stems here I tell you. Buh bye."

"Sorry about that. Where were we now George?"

"It's ok George, no problem. Wanna spend a couple billion dollars somewhere in the world?"

"Sounds like a good plan, let's print up some more dollars - no one will know."

"I like the way you think there George"

"Let's get him dead or alive!"

"What in the hell are you talking about? Oh wait I get it."

"Daddy says I been a good boy"

"You betcha George"

"Screw Ohio!"

"What?"

"Hold on a second, I wanna go tickle Saddam till he pukes"

"Go get 'em George!"

"George are you available to talk again say in an hour"

"I'll be here when you get back"

[edit on 12/22/2004 by superdude]