posted on May, 4 2015 @ 06:21 AM
a reply to: MimiSia
I have to share a couple of dumb stories on behalf of my father-in-law.
My brother-in-law is a grape farmer and had to do some business out of town. His father wanted to go for the ride. They stopped and had a big
breakfast along the way. After they left the restaurant and got back into into their truck, my 72 year-old father in-law loosens his belt and
unbuttons his pants from being bloated by their big breakfast.
After driving for awhile my brother-in-law had to stop and get gas at a nearby convenience store. When he went into the store to pay, him and the
clerks looked out the window and saw his father-in-law standing in his tidy whities near the truck with his pants down to his knees fervently trying
to pull his pants back up. (He stepped out of the truck to stretch his legs and forgot his pants were unbuttoned).
As you can imagine, the clerk and my brother-in-law had a good laugh and my brother-in-law had to reluctantly tell the clerk that the guy standing in
his underwear was his father.
...Another long trip, except it was with me my family and his wife. His wife was sitting in the back seat of our car and my daughter was drinking
bottle water that had a squirt nozzle on the end. (My father-in-law is a grumpy old man just so you can understand his actions in this story). He
was sitting on the passenger side of me in the front seat. He had to take a prescription pill so his wife said to use my daughter's water bottle to
take his pill. My daughter handed him the bottle and his wife said, "now be careful, don't squeeze the bottle too hard because the water comes out
real fast and you don't want to choke!
Of course, my father in-law doesn't heed the warning, squeezes the water bottle too hard and starts choking on the water. He gets so mad because
he's choking he takes the bottle to throw it out the passenger window, but the window was up and the bottle bounced off the window and hit him back
in the face. We all laughed hysterically as he was bitching all the way home.