Which Animal Combo Would You Like To Be!

Ok you can choose from the wild, to household pets even mythological creatures.


Eyes: Jaguar (Perfect vision)
Maybe an Hawk

Coat: Black Panther (Beautiful)
Maybe a Bengal Tiger

Jaw: Tasmanian Devil (Powerful)
Maybe a Staffordshire Bull Terrier

Skin: Pitt Bull (The way they scratch would leave us skinless, resistant)
Maybe Crocodilian

Strength: Bull (Awe inspiring)
Maybe Polar Bear

Agility: Household tabby (Perfect balance & prowess)
Maybe a Bull

Claws: Grizzly Bear (Powerful)
Maybe a Lion

Speed: Hornet (Crazy shift in pace)
Maybe a Cheetah

Ears: Pitt Bull (Unreal sometimes)
Maybe an Owl



Just boredom if your asking

Have fun.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

my screen name says it all

Crazy like a fox.

Manbearpig

Ask Al Gore

I'll take Centaur.

Human up top, horse where it counts.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

Tiger for beauty and passion.
Elephant for strength and compassion.
Owl for stillness and patience.
Gorilla for power and gentleness.

Instead, I'm just another sheep in the flock...sigh...or a monkey.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

I'll stick With Pure Dragon. I have it all already in one Package!!
( I say as I Claw My way through Solid Rock, Breathe Fire, then Fly away...)

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

Turritopsis Dohrnii AKA the immortal jellyfish - can reverse its aging and can basically live forever.

Salamander, Regenerative- able to replace lost limbs, damaged lungs, sliced spinal cord -- even bits of lopped-off brain.

Dolphin- sonar echo location

cameleon- camouflage

Mantis shrimp- eye sight and striking power- it can perceive both polarized light and multispectral images and it can hit so hard and fast that its strike is comparable to the force of a .22 round being fired. (they make bad aquarium pets because they kill everything and often smash the glass tanks)

Male lion (awesome haircut)
Rhino/unicorn (cool weapon)
Silverback gorilla (strength)

And last but best.....
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Phoenix! Looks awesome + when it dies it comes back from the ashes! Muahah

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus


I'll take Centaur.

Human up top, horse where it counts.

It's a bit drastic wishing for a tail when a daily wash will keep all the flies away more effectively.



a reply to: Grimpachi

Mantis shrimp- eye sight and striking power- it can perceive both polarized light and multispectral images and it can hit so hard and fast that its strike it comparable to the force of a .22 round.

Good call! The eyesight on those things is like off Predator

a reply to: Grimpachi

I was going to add mantis shrimp eyesight.
Saw one about a month ago at the National Aquarium and stared in those eyes. Freaky.

Empowered higher level human, with higher consciousness, love, able to communicate, solve problems and help others, like Superman, but not using brute strength but love and words, yet all the soul powers, all the psi, the super sight, we aren't limited to one thing, as we become ourselves.

Maybe this.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

honey badger and the dos xx guy

originally posted by: the owlbear
a reply to: Grimpachi

I was going to add mantis shrimp eyesight.
Saw one about a month ago at the National Aquarium and stared in those eyes. Freaky.

A truly epic (if small) creature! One of my favorites

Their striking attack is quite amazing to see in action, so destructive. I bet they taste great too!

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

ManBearPig!!!! Would be sweet....

squid
octopus
box jellyfish
Great-white shark / Megaladon
Turtle
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Combined with..........
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T-Rex
Silver-back
Human

Now, Charlie, in relation to your Avatar ^^^ imagine that......I'd be HUGE, Intimidating, stealthy, impenetrable, extremely intelligent......and ready to rock and roll in an instant. Maybe looking something like this..........

originally posted by: Kandinsky

...a daily wash will keep all the flies away more effectively.

Being that my human arms can't reach is that an offer?

Maybe I can take you for a 'ride' after as a thank you.

This reminds me of a joke I heard when I was about 11.

There were 3 scientists who were searching for "the magical bridge", and one day they found it.
As they approach it, there is a sign that explains how you can jump off the bridge, and whatever you call out, you will become.
The first scientist leaps off and shouts "Eagle!" and poof- turns into an eagle and soars off into the distance
The next guy jumps off and says "Dolphin!", he turns into a dolphin, lands in the water, and swims away.
The last one walks towards the edge as he's thinking about what he wants to be, trips over the edge and screams "Ohhh shiiiiiii#!!!"

As an 11 year old, it was one of the funniest jokes I'd ever heard.

To answer the op...

I guess I'd like one of my eyes, right eye, to be the eye of a fox, considering what I learned from a recent ats thread I'm sure you've seen. In case you haven't, they can, among other things, see magnetic fields.

My left eye, I'd like the eye of a mantis shrimp, because: theoatmeal.com...

I'd like the body and penis of a human, for my own personal reasons.

The head of a gorilla but with human vocal cords.

The tail of whatever monkey has a tail you can hang from a tree with or pick things up with it...

The nose of an elephant so I can pick things up and squirt water or take a shower or squirt or drink liquids.

The tongue of an anteater... or the guy from KISS, either or...

Oh, and I forgot my nose has the smelling power of a bloodhound. Just the outside is like an elephant...

The left arm would be a big ass squid tentacle. The right arm would be like a sasquatch arm.

My left leg would be a cheetah leg. My right leg would be circa 1995 Tom Arnold. Not his leg, just a miniature Tom Arnold as a leg. Don't ask why. Basically I just got bored, and I want someone to do coke with, if I ever start doing coke. Oh and scratch the cheetah leg. My left leg would be Cousin Eddie from the National Lampoons Vacation movies, so I can have someone to drink with, in case I ever take up heavy drinking again. But during the daytime hes the actual actor Randy Quaid, so I have someone to talk about Hollywood conspiracies and other stuff like that...

And I have the butt of Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator. And I can shapeshift all of my animal parts into a normal human so i don't freak out any babes. And my hair is like lambs wool. And I can have Wolverine claws in my hands and feet. With an adamuntium skeleton and a rapid healing factor... And I can fly like superman. And control metal with my mind, like Magneto...

Wait, is this animals only? Celebrities, mutants and aliens from Krypton are pretty much animals right?

Oh and I can control my urine stream to blast like a pressure washer. My vinyl siding needs washed... and i fart purfume and crap roses... thornless roses. scratch that- just rose petals.

a reply to: Sublimecraft

Now that Creature is Bad ass!!! Yah, good choice!!